Wow!!! I Did Not Know That!

[kalipygian]

Salutations everyone,
how I love you all!!!!

ok, for this thread, I want everyone to dig deep, and tell me something that you have never talked about here on LPSG.

Something that not everyone might not know about you...

I will go first..


I USED TO FILM GAY PORN.:biggrin1:

Was that when you weighed 294Lbs.? Thats a pretty niche market.

 

[JustAsking]

...CHALLENGE: Bring me a tongue-twister I can't conquer. I dare you to try. :tongue:

How do you explain this amazing skill of yours? Have you ever wondered why you can do it?

Broadcaster's warmup: "Six precision Swiss watches."

An ad I used to have to read on the air ended with:

"Shop at Altmans. Four doors to four stores for four seasons of fine feminine
fashions."

Ok, I have a few for your challenge:

"A quick witted cricket critic."

" How can a clam cram in a clean cream can."


My true confession: I love watching Jane Austen movies.

 

[naughty]

LOL! Did I get you hooked on those Chick flicks? LOL!

How do you explain this amazing skill of yours? Have you ever wondered why you can do it?

Broadcaster's warmup: "Six precision Swiss watches."

An add I used to have to read on the air ended with:

"Shop at Altmans. Four doors to four stores for four seasons of fine feminine
fashions."

Ok, I have a few for your challenge:

"A quick witted cricket critic."

" How can a clam cram in a clean cream can."


My true confession: I love watching Jane Austen movies.

 

[snoozan]

I make a killer cheese omelette served with french toast or pancakes, all made from scratch.

 

[hypolimnas]

Horse person, to horse person... I used to do this for the girls at the riding stable who were to afraid to touch their horses' penis'... I just got angry, because it is essential to their health. I could share a horrible story, but I'll save you all the want to barf after you read it.

Exactly, our animals don't chose us. We choose them, and have a heap of responsibilities that go with that choice. Nice to know you care about our four footed friends too. :wink:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

We missed a plane in Miami and caught the next one to San Juan. The one we missed was hijacked.

 

[NCbear]

I make a killer cheese omelette served with french toast or pancakes, all made from scratch.

The cheese too??

Just teasing you, Snoozan.

NCbear

 

[DGirl]

We missed a plane in Miami and caught the next one to San Juan. The one we missed was hijacked.

SCARY!!

 

[SeeDickRun]

I remeber a better one:
I set out on a mission to use my masculine wile to fine me a wealthy BF. It worked.I lived with a multi millionaire for my first year of college and saw what life was like for the ricj and famous...alas it turned out to be an empty existence.....

I couldn't help but take this to a more serious level. The only way to truly enjoy wealth is to give it away. mmmm......maybe that's one of the best ways to enjoy a LP. Let everyone have a chance to enjoy it. :biggrin1:

 

[Belly_Dancer]

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes


Fast.

Nice try, but my tongue is far too nimble. I only had minor errors on the first two tries, and was then able to rattle it off 3 times perfectly in fast succession. And you never did manage to make me say "fuck." :tongue:

(Not that anyone here would raise a fucking eyebrow if I said "fuck." I say "fuck" all the time, except when I'm at my fucking job. Maybe that's why I say "fuck" so fucking much everywhere else.) :biggrin1:

Next?

 

[Belly_Dancer]

How do you explain this amazing skill of yours? Have you ever wondered why you can do it?

I don't have any real explanation. I've been good at tongue twisters since I was a child. I have excellent fine motor coordination (play the piano, etc.) so perhaps it extends to my tongue.

Broadcaster's warmup: "Six precision Swiss watches."

Okay. You should have used this one as the challenge! It appears deceptively simple, but it's not. I was finally able to do it, but not without some effort.

"Shop at Altmans. Four doors to four stores for four seasons of fine feminine fashions."

Child's play.

"A quick witted cricket critic."

Not bad. Took me nearly ten practice runs before I could get it right continuously.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can.

This one was easier, for me at least. Only had to say it twice before I had it.

Thank you for playing. :biggrin1:

 

[SpeedoGuy]

People think I'm crazy but I take my shower outside on the deck every morning using a garden hose, winter or summer. I love the jolt of cold water to wake myself up.

 

[Belly_Dancer]

Okay. Now that I've done the attention-whore thing with the tongue twisters, I'll make an "embarrassing" confession...:redface:

Usually, I sleep with my arms curled around my white fluffy teddy bear, Howard. When I was approaching adolescence, my parents tried to get me to stop sleeping with stuffed animals. My mother said, "You're not going to take that teddy bear to college, are you?"

When I went to college, I remembered my mother's words, and left Spike (Howard's predecessor) at home. Lo and behold, my new roommate unpacked in our dorm room, and proudly placed a large, plush Pooh Bear atop her pink comforter. Did she sleep with Pooh? Hell yes, she did! The next weekend, I brought Spike to college with me, and vowed never again to worry what other people thought about it.

I don't take teddy bears traveling with me (an extra pillow makes a decent enough substitute), but I guess I just have to cuddle something in order to sleep well. :wink:

 

[duderino]

You are my fucking hero!!!!

*since I already grazed on it in another thread*
I used to masterbate with a neibour of mine...(female), and with neibouring boys of course...

Wow -- seriously, I second that motion of "i think i love you." That was my all-time hottest fantasy growing up, and, I'll admit here... it still is! Wow, that would be hot. TK -- please, please tell the stories!

 

[jeff black]

I can't sleep without a specific pillow near by. It doesn't have to be under my head but it has to be on my bed.:smile:

 

[Onslow]

A banjo? Incredible!

I know.

 

[oldman9x7]

HOLLY!!!

I've always loved twisters. I think the worst one I ever knew was -

The rain ceaseth but it sufficeth us.


I wrote it out for a friend once and he read it off perfectly except he pronounced the last word "uth".

Gramps

 

[snoozan]

The cheese too??

Just teasing you, Snoozan.

NCbear

That's next week.

 

[SassySpy]

Horse person, to horse person... I used to do this for the girls at the riding stable who were to afraid to touch their horses' penis'... I just got angry, because it is essential to their health. I could share a horrible story, but I'll save you all the want to barf after you read it.

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Originally Posted by hypolimnas [URL]http://www.lpsg.org/images36/buttons/viewpost.gif[/URL]
Well my first thought was to mention that sometimes I used to help my dad clean our horses' penises, when they were being groomed. Sounds weird now, but it is normal, and necessary from time to time.
Both of you rock. I had to tend to a horse owned by an idiot as he had developed a bean, and you know what I mean- but even though I got him cleaned out it was too late, and he died within 24 hours. I really despise irresponsible pet owners.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Both of you rock. I had to tend to a horse owned by an idiot as he had developed a bean, and you know what I mean- but even though I got him cleaned out it was too late, and he died within 24 hours. I really despise irresponsible pet owners.

Aw thats hardcore... poor animal... I really want to own a stallion... they are sooo beautiful, I love a horse that will put up a good fight, and studs seem to be like the way to go.