Wow I wish I had one of these ;-)

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  1. D_kutecuyug

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    You know, the soda bottle gives it that great home inventor sense of pride!!!

    I can see a string of machines like these next to the back massagers you find in malls all across america!!!

    in all seriousness, though, this is perhaps the best example of the natural benefit of the uncirumcised diddle-fiddle. I mean us SpLiCeD boyz would have a much harder time getting off on a machine like this, not to mention experience chaffing. when I was younger i once had an equally young girlfriend from some slobbobia country in europe stroking my strippped sausage like an uncut specimen. she coudn't understand 1) why I couldn't cum, and 2) why I wanted lub. Had I been unmutilated as a child, my foreskinious would have been happily gliding along like a diligent illegal immigrant worker, making my little soldier go splat-splat.

    so you fans of factory original man-meat should save this video as part of your crusade to keep our knobbed spears OEM.
     
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    i have one of those thigns

    its called a Women
     
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    Hilarious, man.
    "MacGyver's deleted scenes!"
    Think he aced shop class?
     
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    ive tried with a bottle n some baby wipes to lube it a bit but its not that good (without the mechanical bits of course) -any tips???
     
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    This has inspired me to make my own video.

    I'll see what I can do with a few shop tools, and the toybox....
     
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    hahahaha. thats quite the mousetrap. it sure seemed effective though, given the load that guy shot. :eek:
     
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    hey guys, yeah that cock milking machine was hot. kind of a turn on dont you think? I am new, 40 bi in minneapolis. niceguytoyou2003@hotmail.com
    my name is tom
     
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    Fleshlight?
     
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