"... well as I said Sir this apartment isn't fully finished yet... the live art installation which comes as standard with the rental has just arrived, but will be unwrapped and ready to go should you decide to take it"
man: "you should have used some of that tape a bit lower.... i like my bush nice and trim...."
man: "oh great.... i spend all day wrapped in red tape, and now i come home to THIS????"
woman on right: "excuse me sir: would you mind getting a piece of gum from my purse? this skank smells like she's been eating dead fish for the last three months...."
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