As I was walking down the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish that man would go away! I feel that there isn't sufficient artistic outlet on LPSG for the prodigiously untalented among us. So if anyone has any funny poems or rhymes they'd like to share with us - feel free to post them here! :biggrin1: I shall be posting several of my own (plagiarised) masterpieces in due course.