Wry Rhymes and Lairy Limericks

[luka82]

When SP was a little girl( in 1925)
she used to play a guitar,
now,when she is all grown up,she plays with vaginas

 

[luka82]

I`m not really good at this

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

When luka was a pig he used to eat(men),
now when luka is a panda he chokes on banana

Genius in those words, luka ...

When SP was a little girl( in 1925)
she used to play a guitar,
now,when she is all grown up,she plays with vaginas

This is so good it reminds me of a line from Picasso.
"It took me four years to paint like Raphael ... but a lifetime to paint like a child."

I`m not really good at this

Eek. And he's modest, too.

 

[crescendo69]

Edit: My apologies for a demeaning post..

 

[luka82]

Rubi, i can see that u are a man of fine artistic taste

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Rubi, i can see that u are a man of fine artistic taste

For you, luka ... I am the ideal audience.

 

[luka82]

A member named luka82
Whose avatar came from the zoo
Tried rhyming and stuff
But when it got rough
Decided to try the haiku

I kinda think it` s illegal to keep a panda in a zoo!
fuck dude,we are endangered

 

[luka82]

Oh rubi!!!!

 

[crescendo69]

I kinda think it` s illegal to keep a panda in a zoo!
fuck dude,we are endangered

Sorry. I only saw some once in the San Diego Zoo; with offspring.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Sorry. I only saw some once in the San Diego Zoo; with offspring.

Didn't know you had kidz, crescendo ...
Did they like the pandas?:tongue:

 

[valasario]

When luka was a pig he used to eat(men),
now when luka is a panda he chokes on banana

i thought panda eat bamboo??:biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

i thought panda eat bamboo??:biggrin1::biggrin1:

well,not this panda
btw,this jolls thread about poems,so write some!

 

[crescendo69]

Didn't know you had kidz, crescendo ...
Did they like the pandas?:tongue:

I believe I deserved that one..:redface:

 

[valasario]

luka82's avatar's a panda
had enough bamboo now his diet is banana
wonder why his eyes black with insomnia
perhaps up too much watching (gay) drama

meh im so not good at this

 

[luka82]

perfect val!

 

[798686]

i thought panda eat bamboo??:biggrin1::biggrin1:

He eats Bimbos! :tongue:

When SP was a little girl( in 1925)
she used to play a guitar,
now,when she is all grown up,she plays with vaginas

You mean 1825? :biggrin1: hehehe

Poor Joll lives in Wales.
They have a fondness for sheep.
He is happy there.

This is true!

PS: Lmao @ Rubi

 

[nudeyorker]

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

PS: Lmao @ Rubi

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(='.'=)
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[798686]

I'm luvvin the quality of the artistic submissions! I feel many of them are good enough to be shortlisted for inclusion in the Nobel Prize for Literature! :biggrin1:

And don't forget - if anyone remembers any dodgy old rhymes from their school days, feel free to share, heheh.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

might as well do the easy ones

there once was a man from china,
who wasnt a very good rock climber,
he slipped on a rock and broke his cock
now he has a vagina

there once was a man from spain
who tied his balls to a train
the train went to fast and he burned his arse
bet he never did that again.