Wry Rhymes and Lairy Limericks

[nudeyorker]

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

 

[Pecker]

Guys who have a problematic huge dong
Find support at LPSG for their schlong
But when photoshoppers delight
In trolling the site
They're usually outed as big fakers ere long.

 

[798686]

Ode to End of Term (Semester)​

Build a bonfire! Build a bonfire!
Put the teeeachers on the top;
Put the Headmaster in the middle,
And burn the bloody lot! :wink:​

 

[flame boy]

The LPSG crew tried to write
Some poems for all to delight
Yet some of us failed
While others we're hailed
For creating rhythmical shite

 

[JF]

If it is old school-yard rhymes you want, how about this :

Milk, milk, lemonade,
around the corner chocolate's made !

Lots more here :tongue:

 

[798686]

Milk, milk, lemonade,
around the corner chocolate's made!

Heheh, I was gna post an old farting one:

1,2,3,4,
Listen to my bum ROAR! :biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

Jollster,i love your thread

 

[nudeyorker]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over, her husband took over and gave her a bone of his own.

 

[798686]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over, her husband took over and gave her a bone of his own.

I always knew she was a dirty old trout. :wink:

 

[nudeyorker]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke themselves a doob!
Jill got horny and Jack said, it may sound corny but I forgot the condoms and lube!

 

[flame boy]

If your bottom burps in public
make sure you say in time
"goodness gracious what a whiff
but it doesn't smell like mine!"

 

[mitchymo]

There once was a man from Peru,
Who took a nice trip to the zoo,
He saw tigers and snakes,
And rhinos and apes,
And even saw Luka82

 

[798686]

Mitchy - I did aswell! They made me pay extra to chuck stuff at him. :tongue:

(sorry Luka, just kiddin :wink.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

The little seed

Take a little seed so hard and round
Make a little hole down in the ground,
Put the seed into it and cover it with care
Will it ever leave the earth so brown and bare?
Wait until the white rain comes down, the seed will sprout with a moaning sound.

Voila! Ass babies!

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
his cock was so long,he could suck it,
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt,I could fuck it.

 

[luka82]

There once was a man from Peru,
Who took a nice trip to the zoo,
He saw tigers and snakes,
And rhinos and apes,
And even saw Luka82

Funny:biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
his cock was so long,he could suck it,
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt,I could fuck it.

Ed, dear, that`s pornographic poetry!!!!:wink:
Did u have some help from the wife????:biggrin1:

 

[798686]

'The red car and the blue car had a race!
But all that red could do was stuff his face...
He eats everything he sees,
From rocks to prickly trees...
But smart ol' blue he took the Milky-Way!'


Woo-hooo! :wink:
(even tho I nicked it from the Milky Way ad )

 

[mitchymo]

There is an old asylum in Maine
Haunted by spirits once slain
Along came a priest
Who disturbed the deceased
And was never seen living again

 

[798686]

heheh, lol Mitchy.

The Cinema​

I went to the pictures one morning, at night,
And took a front seat at the back;
An old lady she gave me an orange,
So I ate it and gave it her back.​

I walked down a straight, crooked alley,
And met a dead donkey alive,
So I took out my sword and I shot it,
And that's how the poor beast died. :wink:​