Wry Rhymes and Lairy Limericks

[Drifterwood]

I want to go down on CigarBabe's muff
I heard she likes a bit of rough.
My famous cunnilingual art
is sure to make her pussy fart.
Now beg me Babe, enough enough.....

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I want to go down on CigarBabe's muff
I heard she likes a bit of rough.
My famous cunnilingual art
is sure to make her pussy fart.
Now beg me Babe, enough enough.....

More more more said Babe of Drifterwood's
rough edge sword.
I love the tickle when you lick my lil' pickle
but please don't take a bite of my stores!

I never get enough licking laddie!:tongue:
CB.:saevil:

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

There once was a man named Crockett
who stuck his manhood in a socket
he wanted a thrill
but his screams came out shrill
now he carries the remains in a locket

 

[mitchymo]

There once was a woman called Mandy
Who gave a great hand-shandy
The lads in town
Loved having her around
Til she revealed she was once named Andy
:biggrin1:
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[Drifterwood]

At birth, they expected a Siamese twin
Till the nurse collapsed with a startled grin.

Thus did Mr. Snakey enter this earth,
Not so much child, more cock and girth.

His fame has soared far and wide.
Well a weapon that size is hard to hide.

And now he is our biggest pleasure
A leg endary LPSG treasure

He is our Priapus, our very own Janus
But don't mess with him or you'll get it in the neck.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'm in love with Senor Rubirosa
A mind like Aquinass or Spinoza.
For you I'll be gay
So let's sail away
To Bangkok, Shanghai, Formosa.

My Texass friend young HazelGod
is a truly filthy fornicating sod.
But he comes too fast
trying to bopperbaste.
I guess it happens, with a weenie shrivelled rod.

Only one word will do for ol’ Drifter …
It’s ass this or ass that for the stifter.
He seeks only a hole
That will welcome his pole
And explode like a bomb if not swifter.

 

[vince]

Rubirosa is a famous cad,
In every European capital he keeps a pad.
His prodigious shlong,
Is well known to be long,
And much adored by the scantily clad

 

[798686]

Wow...what a crop of gems!

Especially likin' the Siamese one, Drifter!!! (but what's with the non-rhyming last line, eh? Grrrr).

 

[vince]

There once was lad named Joll
Who fucked the occasional Pole.
He once went for a boff,
But couldn't get off.
So he hide his thing in a bowl.

 

[mitchymo]

I once saw the gallery of Vince

I've admired his pics ever since
Now with a 10% sway
Making him just enough gay
He could be my fantasy prince

How you doing stud?:tongue:
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[798686]

hehehe, lol Vince. boff???!?

 

[vince]

boff:

A term to describe quick sexual intercourse which includes the man not taking off his pants and alot of dry humping.

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

 

[798686]

I once saw the gallery of Vince
He could be my fantasy prince

You'd make a lovely couplet. :wink:

PS: Vince - cheers for the boff explanation!

 

[luka82]

I used to love this guy named val,
though i thought he had rough skin!
I used to eat nuts out of his hands,
Then i realised they were ants!
So the ants ate all my guts
now im dead and missing my life...

 

[flame boy]

Although flame boy is now a mod
He's still an insufferable sod
but try as he might
he just cannot fight
that old feeling to write utter shod

 

[luka82]

Although flame boy is now a mod
He's still an insufferable sod
but try as he might
he just cannot fight
that old feeling to write utter shod

Fuck me daddy,u are a mod???

 

[Catchoftheday]

Roses are red
violets are blue
oranges are orange
who gives a fuck

 

[vince]

His computer has the flu
and he's at his wit's end as what to do
I'm just glad his favs still work
and so drops in for a lurk and a jerk
Sway the percents and hop in my bed.

 

[798686]

Roses are red
violets are blue
oranges are orange
who gives a fuck

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is poo
And so are you :wink:

 

[valasario]

I used to love this guy named val,
though i thought he had rough skin!
I used to eat nuts out of his hands,
Then i realised they were ants!
So the ants ate all my guts
now im dead and missing my life...

fuggen funnee luka

oh my sweet goldylocks!
all this time ive feed him ants!
now im left with this dead fat bollocks!
well then, anyone care for a panda fajitas?