Wry Rhymes and Lairy Limericks

[luka82]

fuggen funnee luka

oh my sweet goldylocks!
all this time ive feed him ants!
now im left with this dead fat bollocks!
well then, anyone care for a panda fajitas?

I`m dead, I can`t reply!:biggrin1:

 

[798686]

Luka Prayer​

Luka's a mystery, every Serb must stand alone,
He lives in Balkan lands,
And they feel like home...​

When you call his name, it's like a little prayer,
He's down on his knees, he's gna take you there :wink:
In the midnight hour, he can feel your power,
Just like a prayer, his mouth'll take you there...​

:biggrin1:​

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

LOL!

 

[luka82]

Luka Prayer​

Luka's a mystery, every Serb must stand alone,
He lives in Balkan lands,
And they feel like home...​

When you call his name, it's like a little prayer,
He's down on his knees, he's gna take you there :wink:
In the midnight hour, he can feel your power,
Just like a prayer, his mouth'll take you there...​

:biggrin1:​

It made me cry, thank you Joll:tongue: