WTF?!? Five Actors Who Let Themselves Go

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Either for the sake of a movie role or lack thereof, here are five actors who gained a little weight and should have been in hiding from photogs during their gym hiatus.
 

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with the exception of ryan gossling and MAYBE aaron eckhart, i dont think any of those guys really "let themselves go". They may have gained a LITTLE weight but nothing too significant...
 

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Ryan Gosling has excellent BP (bear potential)

he's going to be very handsome in his 40-50s. once the grey starts in at the temples... woof city.

he's is still a very pretty boy.
 

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Orland was a teeny twink any ways... that's sad, that THAT image makes him appear to have 'gained weight.'
Besides being and asshole and douche, Dane was really hot... yeah... he like the beer... a lot!
Ryan, I just flat out don't care, for him, or to comment!
Aaron, well that I don't care! Still great!

Just throwing this out there, did anyone else get a good laugh a 'k-fed' and his extra 50+ pounds?
 

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Orlando Bloom doesn't begin to belong in that list.

True, but Orlando's such a gorgeous guy that any imperfection (no matter how slight) is magnified ten-fold. (Okay, maybe that's a wee bit hyperbolic but you get the point.) Anyway, I'll concede Mr. Bloom's post was probably unwarranted and replace him with these substitutes. (Now I'm off to the gym--seriously.)
 

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As a full-figured guy, I'd have to say that they all probably REALLY enjoy life. Leave them alone. I'm sure that they all (except for K-fed,the leach) make a good living and are pretty talented guys. Give it up, body image freaks!
 

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Wow Rico you are brutal. I hope I never become too famous! Meanwhile I'm off to the gym I'm starting to look as ungainly as Orlando!

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Don't you dare go to the gym...you go too much already!!!! And stop throwing up Slim Fast and drinking water and eating watercress salads with EVOO vinaigrette dressing!!! You need a BK Triple WHOPPER. Orlando Bloom doesn't. :smile::rolleyes:

 

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Don't you dare go to the gym...you go too much already!!!! And stop throwing up Slim Fast and drinking water and eating watercress salads with EVOO vinaigrette dressing!!! You need a BK Triple WHOPPER. Orlando Bloom doesn't. :smile::rolleyes:


Oh no no no no no! I have lived my entire life going out of my way not to throw up. ( I hate vomiting) I had meatloaf with Yorkshire pudding, noodle kugel, and green beans with lots of butter for dinner tonight.... thus the trip to the gym And now I'm having a Grand Marnier and a slice of German chocolate cake!I had to wear a man girdle for my last on camera commercial! Don't tell Rico!
 

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Sean Astin is a very pleasant bear. He's such a cutie!

99% of America should look as good as Bloom does. Sheesh!
 

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Wow Rico you are brutal. I hope I never become too famous! Meanwhile I'm off to the gym I'm starting to look as ungainly as Orlando!


This thread wasn't meant to be brutal. Even the best looking guys sometimes take a break from the grind and indulge their hedonistic side. Most of the actors who gained weight did so for the sake of their art--maybe even Val Kilmer plans to do a Brando (the later years) biopic. And was I in love with that man...remember him from Top Gun?

And speaking of Top Gun, for the 100 or so of you who have not seen a Tom Cruise/Val Kilmer Top Gun spoof...take a look. All the parodies are hilarious.

YouTube - Top Gun 2 Brokeback Squadron

YouTube - Top Gun Director's Cut

YouTube - Top Gun Recut
 

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