wtf is a guy thinking,

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

nope, i never talk sex on a first date.

i think it must be that i'm so damn hawt! :tongue:
the first date sent his imagination into overdrive.

Really, thats very possible.

I dont talk sex on the first date either, but somehow girls end up back at my place.

Plus, shit...its you.

 

[ibostyle11]

to turn up to a second date with a bag full of ropes & bondage shit?

Ma'am, he is thinking that you're one hell of a kinky female.

...

Or he's just not thinking at all... at least not with the head that's on his neck...

 

[Drifterwood]

Maybe I just wanted to show you some of my favourite knots, and you go and get all pissy on me :tongue:

Or were you squirting?

PS - I think you should start a thread about the weirdest thing that has happened on a date.

 

[dolfette]

Maybe I just wanted to show you some of my favourite knots, and you go and get all pissy on me :tongue:

Or were you squirting?

PS - I think you should start a thread about the weirdest thing that has happened on a date.

you should start it! it'd be a fun one.

 

[EllieP]

Maybe he gets off on rejection.

 

[Not_Punny]

He's a boy scout leader....

 

[dolfette]

too funny!

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

he seemed perfectly charming on the first date!

At that rate you'll see him on the news in future years as some serial killer. Perfectly normal and then go to fucked up freaky on the 2nd date. I wonder what else he was into...

 

[Wrat]

I think it means he likes you.

 

[petite]

That's hilarious! Tell me, how did he bring it out? Was he just carrying a big black bag with him? Or did he wait until a certain point during the date?

 

[dolfette]

That's hilarious! Tell me, how did he bring it out? Was he just carrying a big black bag with him? Or did he wait until a certain point during the date?

he had one of those manly shoulder bags that city types often carry. i didn't think anything of it until he told me what the contents were!

i'm just glad i live a long way away.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

Sure he was playing a cruel joke??

 

[dolfette]

Sure he was playing a cruel joke??

not a chance.
and he was genuinely bemused by my rejection.
he had that pathetic kicked puppy expression.

 

[loganxxx22]

to turn up to a second date with a bag full of ropes & bondage shit?

ha, that is pretty damn funny. Sandra Bernhard told a story about having sex with Jay Leno (this is disturbing in and of itself) and that he had a bondage room in his house where they had sex on the 1st date. Just goes to show how extreme those people with "squeaky clean" images can be. I'm not surprised she was done with men after being with that guy. Yuck.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

not a chance.
and he was genuinely bemused by my rejection.
he had that pathetic kicked puppy expression.

Pity Sex?
Yea...he wanted you to tie him up. You should have. Took a picture.
Then left.

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

to turn up to a second date with a bag full of ropes & bondage shit?

um, that you like to party?

 

[dolfette]

Pity Sex?
Yea...he wanted you to tie him up. You should have. Took a picture.
Then left.

nope, he was quite clear about what his deluded brain had imagined was going to happen.

 

[petite]

nope, he was quite clear about what his deluded brain had imagined was going to happen.

Ooo, please describe! I want to know what he said he wanted to do!

This situation is just so entertaining!

Also, how did you end up dating this guy? Did you suspect he was the type?

 

[dolfette]

he kept going on about me meeting him alone and how i must have wanted something to happen. apparently women want men to take control and so absolve them of their sexual guilt.

like some shitty sean connery scene.

he was unprepared for my attitude... try it and die.
i think he was thinking i would either go for it willingly or allow him to overpower me. creepier and creepier the more i think about it.

 

[JC8]

I'm fairly certain my passiveness has eliminated certain opportunities, however on the whole, I'd rather live with that than be the subject of a thread on the internet about my creepiness.

I save all creepiness for the 5th date or first abduction.