Basically...last night I was asking my gf about her masturbation habits, cos I'm that kind of guy. I ask her does she ever think of me when she's flooding the bathroom (with bathwater...I hope!). She went all embarrassed (read: quiet) and answered 'well I've been doing it since I was 16), not saying she ever did. Now this is probably just me and my muddled mind but I feel quite bad/sad that she has really great orgasms over other people and not me, like I couldnt give her one better than she has on her own, thinking of other people...or something. I masturbate exclusively over her...And she used to fancy (probably masturbate over) the people who bullied her and made her life hell and her self esteem nothing!) wtf... Anyway the other thing is she gave me my Christmas card today and it said (shock-horror!) 'luv' and not 'love' so I said what's that? Then she changed it to 'love' but that's not the point. I mean I don't expect her to love me (yet) but luv is what little kids say, and it means jack shit, I'd just prefer 'From...[name]' than 'luv from [name]'. Maybe we have two different ways of doing it and she doesn't think what I think about the word 'luv'...but still. Anyway, I don't feel like very much at the moment, probably for a number of reasons...but I ideally would like to talk to my girlfriend about these things but I think she'd conclude I was 'weird' or something, which - fair play - is probably accurate but then she'd dump me. On the other hand I've not spoken to her and been quite quiet and distant, pondering what the fuck I'm doing with my life and what's going to happen...but yeah. Advice or comments? I reckon I have some relationship issues, with forming and maintaining them...Help please.