Sorry for the rant: ( No Im not)
The human body is a wonderful joy to behold.
Cocks come in all shapes and sizes. OK so bigger is better
A champion boxer on the TV cannot be stereotyped in size until he stands next to a 'normal' size referee or other people in the ring. Most look the same in their individual weight class against their peers of the same class.
Body builders are judged on their muscle tone vs their height /weight , not the size of their biceps they produced with injected substances. Or pumped up by vacuum.
OK , maybe not.
Why is it that a lot of guys in here see the need to take a pic of their erect cock next to some household product ( most of which I have never sampled) , and of which I have no idea if its good to be the same size as , or not.
Hey wait... I'll rush out to the shed and measure my cock against an AC spark plug! Thats a universal size. Good idea or,.... maybe not.
Lets put 3 beer cans together to show how long / thick it is! That should impress someone. ( make sure, for contrast, they are the 6 ounce ones)
WTF?!
"My cock" is smaller/larger than a UJ12Y spark plug... which item would you want up your ass? (UJ12Y is for you old school SBC freaks)
This is the LPSG:
Large...... OK , OK, so its over 4" long
Penis...... pretty obvious I would have thought
Support... hugs all round guys
Group...... blokes who admire the hansome (erect) penis
I have seen some big ugly cocks with silicone balls down to your knees and beautiful , perfectly proportioned, 4" packages with matching Adonis balls.
Until I put the sparkplug underneath it.. who gives a fuck?
Get real guys and show some style.. throw away the Gillett Fusion / beer barrel / coke can and lets see some good pics with style and forethought.
Or maybe not
The human body is a wonderful joy to behold.
Cocks come in all shapes and sizes. OK so bigger is better
A champion boxer on the TV cannot be stereotyped in size until he stands next to a 'normal' size referee or other people in the ring. Most look the same in their individual weight class against their peers of the same class.
Body builders are judged on their muscle tone vs their height /weight , not the size of their biceps they produced with injected substances. Or pumped up by vacuum.
OK , maybe not.
Why is it that a lot of guys in here see the need to take a pic of their erect cock next to some household product ( most of which I have never sampled) , and of which I have no idea if its good to be the same size as , or not.
Hey wait... I'll rush out to the shed and measure my cock against an AC spark plug! Thats a universal size. Good idea or,.... maybe not.
Lets put 3 beer cans together to show how long / thick it is! That should impress someone. ( make sure, for contrast, they are the 6 ounce ones)
WTF?!
"My cock" is smaller/larger than a UJ12Y spark plug... which item would you want up your ass? (UJ12Y is for you old school SBC freaks)
This is the LPSG:
Large...... OK , OK, so its over 4" long
Penis...... pretty obvious I would have thought
Support... hugs all round guys
Group...... blokes who admire the hansome (erect) penis
I have seen some big ugly cocks with silicone balls down to your knees and beautiful , perfectly proportioned, 4" packages with matching Adonis balls.
Until I put the sparkplug underneath it.. who gives a fuck?
Get real guys and show some style.. throw away the Gillett Fusion / beer barrel / coke can and lets see some good pics with style and forethought.
Or maybe not