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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Imported, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. Imported

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    little man: WTF I have a small penis and I am transgender why isn't there a small penis support group :angry: . You guys are selfish not showing me a little penis support group I hate you all :angry: :angry: :angry: .
     
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    perhaps you should look for a small penis support group. afterall, the two sites would cater to 2 different groups of people, and the same people wouldn't necessarily be responsible for hosting the two different sites.
     
  3. Knight

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    There is at least one small penis support group online. Try looking.
     
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    What about a no-penis support group? I think I'll have to hunt one of those down for myself.
     
  5. Pene_Negro_Grande

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    No Texassgirl - we need you here...I always love the female perspective...
     
  6. Altairion

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    haha, awesome reply there tag :)
     
  7. D_that's a tall order

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    Dude, relax and go do your homework. You might as well go to a Vegan restaurant and yell because they don't have steak. And while you are at it, try ritalin.
    :angry:
     
  8. Pene_Negro_Grande

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    I personally don't know any transgender individuals but been hit on by them but wouldn't a transgender person want a small penis...I could be wrong so not trying to offend anyone but I thought this try to hide their dick...
     
  9. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    This is your first post ... you never asked us to direct you to a small penis support group. However, I did post a link to such a group in reply to your other rude post in the Celebrity Endowments category. Maybe you'll have more fun swapping posts with the bitchy whiners there ... some of them are even bigger assholes than you. :angry:
     
  10. Pecker

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    We've discussed the possibilties of a comparison between big feet and big dicks.

    Now we have the more probable theory of big asshole = little dick.
     
  11. Freddie53

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    The web site below is a small penis group. They should met your needs well. I used to be oer there. Most of them have small penises, if you don't have a small penis they asked you bluntly to leave. And they are whiners. This should meet your needs quite satisfactorily. You gave three angry signs for us not reading your mind and telling you where the small penis support group was. All you had to do was ask. You didn't have show your ass in asking. Here is the website. There is also a Dickless Friends Support Group as well. They will even tell you how to cut your own penis off if that is what you want. You can find that on your own. I am not going to do the research for you. Good luck. You will fit right in with that other group.

    By the way, I don't have a large penis. I asked to join this group telling them that. I was most graciously accepted and not one reply was negative.

    If you get your ass cleaned up and act respectable, you can stay here. You are welcome. Just get that chip off your shoulder.

    Web Site for Getting Along with a Small Penis

    http://groups.msn.com/Gettingthroughlifewi...ssageboard.msnw


     
  12. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Forgive my tacit frankness this morning, but you asked for it so here it comes like a big rig air horn or lighthouse foghorn:


    CLUE TIME!!! Since when in the hell are we personally responsible for locating a group for you and your small penis after you lit into us summarily like that?!

    Despite what you may think, (If you even do, judging by your posts! :glare: ) We harbor no animosity for you and your situation, nor do we feel obliged to aid belligerent posters with serious issues. Now you listen to me, buddy boy, and you listen good: You want help here, don't scapegoat when you become frustrated, that'll not only get no serious answers, but it'll eventually get your ass booted off of here as well.
     
  13. D_Barbi_Queue

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    Very well put, MC.
     
  14. ziggity

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    I personally don't know any transgender individuals but been hit on by them but wouldn't a transgender person want a small penis...I could be wrong so not trying to offend anyone but I thought this try to hide their dick...
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    i don't think they would want a small penis.. i think they'd want an extreme grower, like 2in soft to 10in hard or something :D :D
     
  15. jeepwranglerboi

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    Your topic is 'WTF.' My response is WTF! Why would you come to the Large Penis Support Group looking for support for having a small penis? I am most certain that the majority of people on this forum, including myself would be more than willing to offer some advice and support for you had you been so inclined to ask for it. Rather than posting a hateful thread claiming us all to be selfish perhaps you should have started with an open mind and a little less inferiority complex as well. I've heard that there is a support group for men with small penises. However you came about finding this site then perhaps you should use those same means to find it. Don't hate someone because they have a large penis because I seriously doubt that anyone with a large penis hates you for not having one. If you are disliked then perhaps it has more to do with coming across as a complete and total ass. Just try a different approach next time. Best of luck to you.
     
  16. SomeGuyOverThere

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    You don't go into a fish resturant and order chicken.
    You don't go into a vegetarian resturant and demand a burger.
    You don't call the police when your house is burning down.
    You don't go into a porn shop and ask for The Sound of Music.
    You don't go to a Quadraplegic's convention and ask for a hand.
    You don't go to a gay bar to try and pick up women.
    You don't take back a bottle of milk 'cause it doesnt have coke in it.

    And you don't wonder onto a forum for guys with big penises, fling insults, act like an ass and demand a forum for guys with small penises.

    'cause its a really stupid thing to do.

    You ever hear of a search engine? Try searching for "Forums for guys with small dicks" not "forums for guys with big dicks that I can go and troll on".
     
  17. mindseye

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    ...and you don't feed trolls on LPSG. My guess is that the original poster was trying to provoke a reaction and succeeded. Why take the time to register an account when a Google search for "small penis support" will produce the group he's looking for on the very first page?

    On DailyKos, which I read regularly, there's a tradition of posting recipes as a response to a troll. The idea is that if someone clicks on the message there'll be something worth reading under the link -- it's a way of deliberately ignoring the troll and responding to the outrageous post with something interesting and useful.

    With that in mind, I present:

    No-Bake Raspberry-Lemon Cheesecake Bars

    2 pkg. (6 oz. each) fresh raspberries, divided (about 2-1/2 cups)
    6 whole graham crackers, crushed
    2 tbsp. butter or margarine, melted
    2 pkg. (8 oz.) fat-free Cream Cheese, softened
    1 jar (7 oz.) marshmallow creme
    1 tbsp. lemon juice
    • Remove twenty of the raspberries for garnish; refrigerate until ready to use.
    • Mix crumbs and butter until well blended; press firmly onto bottom of 9-inch square pan. Refrigerate until ready to use.
    • Beat cream cheese, marshmallow creme and lemon juice with an electric mixer on medium until light and fluffy.
    • Stir in remaining raspberries; spoon over crust.
    • Refrigerate at least 4 hours.
    • Cut into 20 slices to serve.
    • Top each square with one of the reserved raspberries just before serving.
     
  18. D_Barbi_Queue

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    ^ oh, that sounds good. here's my contribution:

    Stuffed Mushrooms

    This stuffing is great for stuffed flounder, shrimp, filet mignon, etc. as well.

    ½ c water
    3T butter
    1 T minced celery
    1 T minced onion
    1 T finely chopped red pepper
    1 T finely chopped green pepper
    ¼ t dried parsley
    ½ t salt
    dash pepper
    ½ T sugar
    ¾ c cornbread crumbs (Pepperidge Farm cornbread stuffing works great!)
    1 c lump crab meat (fresh, frozen or one 6 oz can) (or lobster meat)
    1 egg, beaten
    1 lb mushrooms with stems removed
    ¼ to ½ lb Monterey Jack cheese, thinly sliced
    Paprika

    Preheat oven to 375° F. Boil water and 2 T butter in med. Saucepan. Add celery, onion, peppers, parsley, salt, pepper, and sugar. Reduce the heat to low and let it simmer for 5 min. Add the bread crumbs and remove from the heat.

    Mix the crab meat with the beaten egg. Add to the breadcrumb mixture, cover, and let it sit for 5 min.

    Fill mushroom caps with 2-3 t of stuffing, brush with remaining melted butter, and top with slices of cheese. Season lightly with paprika, then bake in a roasting pan or baking dish for about 12 minutes, or until the cheese is melted. Broil for 1 to 2 minutes to slightly brown the cheese.
     
  19. jonb

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    Actually, a lot of women are now going to gay bars to avoid being picked up. So now straight men are going to gay bars to pick them up. (See, Alanis? All around us.)
     
  20. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Actually, a lot of women are now going to gay bars to avoid being picked up. So now straight men are going to gay bars to pick them up. (See, Alanis? All around us.)
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    I knew I could count on somewone to tae that remark seriously. :(
     
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