Xtra Xtra Long.....

bout 8-9 easy

Looks more like a 2 foot dildo. Perfectly dreadful and obviously fake. However, I LOVE your gallery, indeed. especially that one of your dick slightly at rest. You are one of the best-looking dicks on LPSG and I worship you from a distance--you've got that 11-inch-whore look I go for. Okay, I know you're straight, but you probably don't mind that I worship your pictures.
 
In that case, how do you explain that on the 'upstrokes', you can see the skin on his body pulling forward?

Took a few-second look at it again, but I just don't care when it is totally unnecessary to have such stupid lighting. It looks like the dildoes in the old Freaks of Nature and Raunch-o-Rama series from about 1994. Some of the them looked pretty realistic even though 2 feet long. Love it if you want, I don't believe 'a word of it'. Max DeLong pumps, but you can see that it's all his at least. As far as I'm concerned, he's the only one of those completely lunatic-sized types that is convincing--now if this guy was real, you can bet I'd be the first to suck it if I got anywhere near it.

Such lighting is simply inexcusable. Don't tell me they were aiming for Great Art....
 
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He has another video posted that I know some of you hands-free fans will love. It's big, not as big as the angle makes it look, still LPSG worthy

Sorry, pasted link not working. Scroll down to see his other video.
 
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Horse...please don't over evaluate...take it for what it is (or what it looks like) and jerk your gherkin to it!!!
 
Horse...please don't over evaluate...take it for what it is (or what it looks like) and jerk your gherkin to it!!!

No, thank you...anyway, I think I was underevaluating most likely. Enjoy if you can, I'm into real peter and cum. If I think something is a dildo, I can't get excited about it, unless it's my own personal dildo which I occasionally fuck my ass with.
 
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