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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Jul 14, 2008.
Why Things like bridges and drive thrus have height restrictions ????
Ya ever wonder why elevators have load limits?
Don't you just hate pants?
You ever wonder why they make speedos and bikinis in size XXL?
Ever wonder why the earth is flat?
Why food at McDonald's doesn't have a not to exceed limit?
Frigging hilarious -- best belly laugh I've had all day!!! :biggrin:
From a thread I posted back in March...this seemed like the right place to re-post these:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle used for lethal injections?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why does the word "lisp" contain an s? That just seems unnecessarily mean
Ever wonder why they make hip huggers size 48?
ever wonder who buys extra small condoms?
ever wonder why peeps come on a big penis site to rant and rave about politics and religion?