Ye scurvy bilge rats !!

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  1. Pecker

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    It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye yardarm suckin pox faced grog snarfin' scalywag swabbies!

    What say ye?
     
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    just as I felt I could overcome my dyslexia ...
     
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    I know!! I'm so excited!!!! :biggrin1:

    :hijacked:
     
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    What language be that?

    Speak PIRATE, ye mutinous map thieves !!
     
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    Arrrrghhhh this be the thread for speaking true Pirate!

    All aboard!
     
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    Me can't zpeak pirehte but I cans zpeak like Fez. Izzat oukay?
     
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    Aaaarrrr! Nay lad, NAY! Ten lashes for the landlubber!!

    I be thinking this be a good idea of Cap'n Pecker...
     
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    If y'knew anything about real pirates, you'd know they don't all speak like an animated Disney movie. :rolleyes:


    But, just because it's fun-- YARRRRRRRRRR!!!! We be sailin' on th' Miss Fortune tonight, laddies; 'tis a fine day f'r huntin' f'r booty, both gold and flesh, bottle of rum in hand. Waddayasay!? Savvy?
     
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    "Arrrr" is Pirate
    "Arrrgh" is constipation


    "Prepare to be boarded!" is Pirate(/Sex)
    "All aboard!" is a train
     
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    Aye Arrggh Yer off yer meds matey.

    (and we be outa cackle fruit again you picaroon)
     
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    arrrgh tis time we make some of dees landluber scally wags walk the plank I says...:swordfight:
     
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    Dyarr!! Avast, ye huge schlonged swabs! The Lady MB off the port poop deck!

    All hands on dick! I mean deck, don't I? That one be for the wenches. Mr Pecker, three flagons of wine. Move with speed, lad as my cutlass be itchin' to run some poor devil through.
     
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    Arrrr... Here there be a motherfuckin bucolic oaf in kilts...Avast, ye babbies!!! Arrrr.
     
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    Hello Mr Pecker, I think that you will find that us English pirates are somewhat more refined than the foreign oiks and tend not to communicate in such an oafish manner
     
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    Aaarrrr... so faaaarrr I be the only female pirate on board!!

    I be liking these odds! :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    ~Gets Rocky over a barrel~


    May we speak pirate today too, Pecker?
     
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    Shiver me timbers, if it aint ther black spot. Avast me hearties! I be off ter varnish me wooden leg and bury me pieces of eight inches. Yaaaaarrrrr!!!!!
     
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    A beauty amongst the victuals... 'tis a bad omen. I'd love to drop anchor in y'r lagoon and smartly fire a cannon through y'r porthole. Aye.

    ~Officially extends International Talk Like a Pirate Day~
     
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    Golly gosh a lady :puppy_dog_eyes:
     
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    Avast, Ye sow swab! I be liking these odds too. You'll be "meating" me in the crow's nest, and then the captain's mess.
     
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