Ye scurvy bilge rats !!

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Aaaarrr! I be getting my daily attention whore fix. But before the pirate on pig fleshpile be comencing I be wanting to see all ye scurvey dogs swab each others' poop decks a few times...

All hands on decks before I keel haul the lot of ye (though with my keel ye lubbers will be enjoying that too!)

Aaaarrrr!
 
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It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye yardarm suckin pox faced grog snarfin' scalywag swabbies!

What say ye?

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, fifteen men on peckers bum. It came the turn of the midshpman, he took one look and said 'holy shit man'.

He said 'I not be goin there, just cause I'm a pirate, I be listing to one side, pissed as me parrot, too much rum, and a wee bit of scurvy, when I looks at that bum, it sends me guts turvy'

Yo ho ho hurl :)
 
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Yaaa aaaaarrr.....you'll be gettin consigned to Davy jones' locker for your mutinous jabbering, ye bilge rat.....off into the briny deep with ya...go...git...may Lord Poseidon may take mercy on your moth-eatten soul....yar yar yarrrrr....