Ye scurvy bilge rats !!

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Dyarr!!! Avast, ye BUZZARD!!! Me maul and cat o' nine tails be lookin' to avenge yer mutinous assault on me and return the favor most aggressively to your twig & berries.
So, take heart, ye swab, as me ministrations apply themselves to ye most biased.

 

[185248]

Ahhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh, ye call yeself pirates ye bunch of parasite bitten whale carcases. If it were me I'd be havin ye all walk the plank bare scurvy arse nekkid, ta see ye fall in ta tha welcomin hands of ye ol' davey Jooones locker would please me no end and no times for pale` I tells ye. Aaaaargh, Iiiiii, ye bunch of barncale encrusted bilge waste.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

D'yarrr!!!! Avast, ye Barnacle bitten buzzard. Such words against yer cap'n are grounds for me blunderbuss making yer innards into chum for the sharks it is.
Better still, Keelhaulin' be better as the agony be satisfactory to your cap'ns eyes, ya swab!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Every day is talk like a pirate day in Somalia.

 

[185248]

I wonder why they have to resort to acts of piracy in their own nations waters? Aghhhhhhhrrrr?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Ahhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh I have tried so very fucking hard to buy a legitamite DVD in Somalia, but it's just full of fucking pirates.

 

[bigboy9239]

In honor of "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY"...I've changed my avatar to suit the occasion.

 

[185248]

Aghhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Need to try softer toilet paperrrrrrrrrrrrrr. IIiiiiiiiiii, ahghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrr. Cum eeeeere ye soft feathered parrot.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Ahoy the day has almost gone to Davey Jones's locker and nobody dredged up this thread this year? :biggrin:

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Fine fine I'll bring this thread back to life you low-life bilge rats. :biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

D'YAR!!! Avast, ye burnt buzzard!!This thread be resurrected from Davy Jones locker it be.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Ahoy you land lubbers forgot this thread for talk like a pirate day!

 

[hypolimnas]

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Ahoy you land lubbers forgot this thread for talk like a pirate day!

D'YARRR!!! AVAST, YE BLASTED BURNT BUZZARD, 'TIS YOUR RESURRECTION OF YON THREAD WHICH SHOULD BE IN DAVEY JONE'S LOCKER, We'll not forget it!!

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D'yarrrrr..... your feeble illustrations provide no humour for your cap'n, you barnacle bitten bozo.
Where be the wenches and the grog?? Me man cannon is overloaded, he is, and itches to fire "pearl necklaces" to their booty and bosom in swift fashion. Provide me some,or yer carcasses shall be strung from the long arm before the sun sets.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

X marks the spot!

 

[chicagosam]

 

[sizehungry]

Aaarrrgghh , ahoy ye swabs , there be Cap'n Pugwash , wiv seaman Stains , an master Bates , fornicatin in yon plum duff >

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

D'yarr!!! Avast, ye unfunny phallus!! Such puns will make ye chum for the sharks. Retrieve the diminutive Duchess and madam sweet tits, Miss Betty C, for their wench duties!!!

 

[185248]

Ahoy!!!!! Yee bilge dwelling sea vermin.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

D'yarrr!!!! Avast, ye, deranged diseased down under denizen from Hell's Armpit!! Return yourself or face a neck stretching from the long arm.