Yesterday i decided to tidy my bush...

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    It has been allowed to grow wild during the winter, too cold to stand butt naked for 20 mins. Anyway terrified of the thought of taking a razor to my sac i decided to try using hair clippers on their shortest setting which is basically a shave. I caught my balls in the clipper blades and cut myself anyway, twice!
     
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    Ouch!! :mad:

    The only time I have cut myself was with clippers. I use a mach3 razor and have never knicked myself at all.
     
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    that is why you have a very experienced friend do it for you
     
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    Seriously. It would never occur to me to use clippers on my balls. Ouch!! :mad: A razor is the only way to go.
     
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    i use hair removal cream no way a sharp piece of metal is getting near my knacker sack
     
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    Well, it was the first (and LAST) time I had tried this... I had let the hairs go for some time and they had gotten a bit long. Thought that if I trimmed first, it would make the razor job easier. Lesson Learned!!
     
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    Ouch! That has happened to me before. I learned my lesson, only razors from now on.
     
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    Oh guys, i can't use a razor, i get at least a dozen cuts doing my face, i'll end up being a eunuch by the time i've finished on the downstairs...
     
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    Mitchy, it's actually the opposite. I have a lot of loose skin that you would think would get sliced up when a razor ran across it. (knock on wood) Hasn't happened yet after literally hundreds of times. I was kind of scared of that my first time also
     
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    I have issues with hair removal downstairs. I've had horrible reactions to depilatories and waxing (sensitive skin) and have nicked with a straight razor and the only time a shaver worked without injury is when someone else did the shaving. Then I found these itty bitty razors made for the bikini area. They are about half the width of a regular razor and they have these plastic grooves along the blade that seems to keep me from cutting myself. Cheap and disposable. I use them on all my delicate areas.

    Bikini Shaver | Walgreens
     
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    Its not so bad with a razor. Just keep the skin pulled tight, soaped up and don't press too hard.
     
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    i found if i shave when i'm cold and my ball sack is tight, it makes shaving much easier. no loose skin
     
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    :yikes: Yikes! That's not funny stuff! That's horrible My clit just went into hiding in sympathy for your nutsack. :redface::frown1:

    FWIW: You don't want to wax down there either. It hurts like a mofo.
     
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    shaving is the only way to go. use a shave gel as opposed to cream as it gets a closer shave. clippers can be managed but one must be careful. i wouldn't put any kind of depilatory on my nads. that stuff is flesh napalm
     
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    Yea, i saw a documentary on tv where a male stripper was having a full wax and when it came to the balls there was blood spots all over the place where the hairs which are not easily pluckable like other hairs was yanked out. awful to look at, i bet he was super silky smooth down there after tho.

    I might try hair removal cream next time. I can't do the razor thing at all, the idea of a blade so close to my bits is too daunting for me to try lol.
     
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    LOL. You all do realize that the slicing-and-dicing, chemical allergies and irritation, maintenance tedium, yada yada can easily be avoided by simply letting the hair alone ... ?
     
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    It looks great to leave alone on a well endowed guy but otherwise the grass obscures the ornamental fountain.
     
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    ROTFLMAO :rofl: @ ornamental fountain :lmao: :biggrin1: :tongue:
     
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    test patch on your arm or your leg. hair removal cream can turn into skin removal cream if you have sensitive skin/allergies.
     
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    LOL, this thread has me both cracking up in laughter and cringing in pain! I trim my pubes and only a few times i was brave enough to shave my balls. I use clippers on lowest setting, and luckily didn't cut myself, at least not yet lol. I can't believe some of you guys use a razor, the thought of a razor anywhere near my cock or balls just makes me cringe. It'd be a bloody mess, I'd join mitchymo as a eunuch, haha!
     
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