Well, not quite newb. Hi, I'm Fireballs. Long-time lurker, first time poster. And since it seems to be tradition to tell your size when first saying hello, mine is about 9" in length, and 7" around. And it feels a little strange to be just coming out and saying it like that. I really don't talk about it like this in real life. (No one believes it if you say you're nine inches, and if you show it to them, you don't have to say a word: the nine inches speaks for itself.) It also feels a little strange to be average in this group, actually probably on the small end of average. But that's a kinda nice change, so I think I can handle that.