Yikes, women how is this possible?

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  1. B_BigBentTree

    B_BigBentTree New Member

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    So women, I just got a story from one of my OB/GYN instructors and I'm curious how this is even possible...

    A couple (some sort of religious fundamentalist group) came into his office with fertility problems. The doctor examined the woman and found an inperforate hymen, meaning she hadn't had vagina intercourse. He was about to explain to them both that they had been having anal sex instead, but at the last second he pushed aside some redundant vulva tissue and discovered...

    They had been having urethral sex for several years now...

    Women, how is this even remotely possible? I understand that over a period of time it is possible to stretch any meatus to most any size because of cellular remodeling, but how would one begin to do this? It had to go in at some points.

    Anways, I'm at a loss for words and I'm curious as to how this could have possibly happened. Any ideas?
     
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    um... just wow. :eek:

    :confused:

    :eek:
     
  3. MickeyLee

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    i think ya OB/GYN instructor might have been pulling ya leg. yep. i'm calling bullshit/gullibility on you or bullshit on your instructors. the whole story sounds iffy.
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    I'm with ML ... I've heard of pencil dick - but really - that's ridiculous.
     
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    never had sex with a female or fingered or what not.
    but is it really easy to get it in the right hole..obviously vagina/ass but i mean the different sections of the vagina.....
    ..wow i think iam amazed at my own stupidity biology here.
     
  6. MickeyLee

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    umm not really sure about the question. the vagina is really the only place to go. it's not like we're swiss cheese down there. not a lot of holes to choose from. *giggle*

    even in the dark it's pretty easy to find where you're meant to be. clit stands out like a lil cock. the vag just bit southerly. the lil bit in between is self contained and not friendly to mucking about in. the female urethral opening is pretty small so no chance in hell of mistaking one for the other.

    wanna see a diagram?

    ml
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    Different sections of the vagina? Sections? :yikes: I know some people make jokes about spelunking but, seriously, the comparison really doesn't hold water.

    Go watch some close up hardcore porn... please.
     
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    urban legend
     
  9. B_BigBentTree

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    Kotchansky, thank you, however I may have seen a diagram or two concerning the female genital profile ;) But thank you.

    And ladies at large, I agree with you. My first thought was "not possible" as well. I have had many physicians that are the tall-tale type, and I've come to recognize the profile after a few years in medicine.

    However, this guy isn't. He's the no bullshit type straight shooter type, and nothing he's said before now leads me to believe he's the story telling type. I wouldn't have brought it up here if I thought he was pulling my leg.

    Anyways, the discussion might be over but I had to update you all on all this. Thanks for the replies.
     
  10. Channelwood

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    The first place one should go when judging the credibility of an outlandish story is the excellent

    snopes.com: Urban Legends Reference Pages

    While they don't have this exact story, they do have one that is quite similar:

    snopes.com: Infertile Due to Lack of Sex

    If you do get a chance, ask the doctor for a source. One would think that such an unusual case would be written up in the literature and as an OB/GYN he should have easy access to a literature search on the topic. Otherwise, it's just an anecdote.

    However, patently weird things that seem unbelievable can happen

    http://www.documentingreality.com/f...man-has-two-vaginas-woman-has-two-vaginas.jpg

    Pregnant Woman Has 4 Uteruses
     
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    Maybe he has a short,stumpy dick and can't reach to break it?
     
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    That's absolutely true!! A girl I picked up driving explained me the story, right before warning me about a dangerous corner in the road, and then she disappeared. I only remember I woke up in a bath tub filled with ice and I was missing a kidney. Lucky me, right after that I went scuba diving and a fire extinguishing plane got me with its load of water and I was dropped in the middle of a burnt forest.
     
  13. ManlyBanisters

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    I don't believe you - I would if you had managed to have hot gay sex with your straight room-mate during all that - but you didn't mention it, so I reckon you're fibbing! :tongue:
     
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    Well, I'm the straight guy and my gay room mate DID try to have sex with me, but strangely I said no. Weird, being straight, isn't it? :tongue:
     
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    Uhm, actually, it begins just as you'd expect... "It won't fit!" "Keep trying!" one thing leads to another....

    I know it's possible, as there are women who do it pornographically and/or for enjoyment. As to the story of doing it accidentally.... I still give it a possible... Using the knob at the wrong door enough times is still bound to open it... Just have to end up with two people who don't know enough about anatomy to know the difference. That's more likely than you'd think.
     
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    I am NOT fucking clicking that link - I've just eaten a chorizo calzone for crying out loud!!

    Yes, I understand it is possible - but one cannot do it by accident. If a man and a woman are, according to the OP, so unfamiliar with sex that they don't know what to put where do you really think they are going to spend that much time actively dilating her urethra (which they'd have to) to fit his penis in without noticing her vagina!?!

    Come ON!
     
  18. MickeyLee

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    i clicked the clicky. :eek::frown1:
    i always click the the clickies.
    an epic do-not-want moment happening right now.

    okay is possible. still ain't probable.

    with years of dilating/stretching of the urethra. i am guessing a serious fetish. a possible birth defect? and time to kill. it can be done.

    i imagine using the lower jaw of a speculum as a cock assisting shoe horn helped a bit.

    ml
     
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    Holy shit! I am very sorry I clicked that link. Although before I would have thought it was pretty impossible. I still think it's extremely unlikely that it could ever be done by accident. Fucking hell, if it's true I think the woman would present to her gynaecologist with incontinence long before infertility!
     
  20. dongalong

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    When you read about all the crazy, strange things that some people are capable of doing in real life, this story doesn't shock me at all, some people are totally clueless!
     
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