Y'know how when you get hit in the nards...

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  1. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    (yes, I said nards)
    ... the pain shoots up and swells in your stomach. Well have you ever had a cramp in your stomach so nigh indistinguishably similar to that pain that your junk actually started hurting just by association?
    That seriously sucks, and I just wanna make sure I'm not the only one here to have that happen. I've had it both from spontaneous pains and direct injuries.
     
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    Nope, you're not. :frown1:
    Injury, surgery :)eek:), even rough sex can cause it. The nerves in each of your spermatic cords are the culprits. The same nerves that make your orgasm feel so damn good deep down inside just before you shoot your load can also reflect pain.
    It is even possible to have the pain kick in your gut but not your nards. It took several months for that to heal after my testicular surgery for varicocele.
    Treat it like you would a kick to the nards. Use ice and an anti-inflammatory. If it does not clear up in a few days, get to your doc.
     
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    I know exactly how that feels, although my pains can be easily explained. Have you seen a doctor about that?
     
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    getting hit there is indescribable
     
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    Well, usually it's because I'll get hit in the stomach with something at work. But it'll be so dull that the pain won't register until later. Y'know, like how a muscular injury hurts more the morning after. I'll lift a box and pull it back against my torso too hard, or I'll have to press it against my torso with one arm while grabbing something with the other hand. Pressure becomes pain, just more slowly than a direct blow.
     
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    Are nards the balls? So yes, I only can say: ouch, don't want to feel it ever again!
     
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    Yes, nards are balls. And yeh, it's a terrible pain. I just think it's strange (and kind of interesting, actually), that a pain often resulting from it can trick your mind like that when it occurs alone.
     
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    It's a horrible pain, I just can't describe it, it's just like the live is sucked out of ya :p
    Every man knows how it feels, only the ladies don't understand...
     
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    Actually, they kinda do. That bone itself is a pressure point, so for a girl to get kicked in the crotch is pretty debilitating. It's just that guys have the balls themselves being sensitive to pain, too.
     
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    That's what i meant, the balls !!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
     
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    lol... I remember in that movie "Monster in Law" Jane Fonda knees Wanda Sykes in the crotch and she says "I think you dislocated my vagina". I laugh until I cry every time I see that.
     
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    hahahahahaha nards, I haven't heard that word in so long
     
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    Hahaha, "dislocated my vagina."
     
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