Glad to be here. I have perused this site a few times over the last couple of years, but never joined, cause I'm a unassuming kinda guy.:biggrin1: I am 1/2 of a 14+ year partnership (relationship is to constrictive a word) to a disabled man (Ya damn right real men don't eat Quiche!!!) And as you can see I dare to think I'm "funny ha-ha". I have thought of myself as above average in almost all aspects of life over the years including this one (I have nine inches before all of you size queens ask!). I really never thought of myself as large. I have seen truly large penises in real life (yes John Holmes was impressive, but Clifford was down right scary!!!!). I'm just trying to keep it real, dambit! At least one of us geeks on this site is honest. My partner's looking over my shoulder and he says it's big, but then again he is biased. I'm sure I will find out in short order. And in case you wonder I blog a little bit at lickingk.stumbleupon.com. Catch me later P.S.: If anyone has been offended by anything that they have just read or perceived, feel free to dial 1-800-kissmyass and ask for me, LickingK! Was just funnin' and stuff!