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  1. aetherael

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    So, I find this site silly and amusing, as I do the questions recommended on the sticky in the board. I figure I'll answer a few, just for shits and giggles.

    1.) How big are you soft & hard?
    Soft: (5.0 x 4.0). Hard: (8.0 x 5.2).

    3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
    Yup
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    5.) Are any other male family members (brothers/kids/dad) gifted like you?
    The hell I know.

    6.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
    Thongs are quite uncomfortable. There are a lot of jeans that have given me problems.

    8.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
    Eh, once or twice.

    9.) How and when did you first realize you were big?
    I read a lot of medical literature. Seriously.

    11.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
    Yeah, there's definitely some sway.

    12.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
    Depending on the toilet, but it has happened in the past.

    13.) Have you ever sat on it?
    Yup.

    14.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
    Yup.

    15.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
    5' 7" and I wear a 9.5 shoe.

    16.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
    My nose and feet are reasonably sized, but my hands are freakishly large...take that as you will.

    17.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? ( like Italians)

    Mostly Irish, but it's a colorful mix. I'm not really sure if there's a stereotype there.

    18.) Did kids make fun of you growing up? If so what would they say?

    They did, but for reasons totally unrelated from my junk; nobody ever saw it when I was growing up.

    19.) Were you big at a younger age or did you not get bigger until you were older?

    I didn't really pay attention; I've been told I've been relatively large since birth.

    20.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

    I don't really, but I'd be a hypocrite for joining this forum if not for my want of such notice.

    21.) Do people still make comments today? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

    Nothing yet, but I don't have the opportunity to be in such environments that often.

    22.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

    I've thought about it. I'd do it, if the pretense were right.

    24.) Can you do any tricks with it?

    I am able to do auto-fellatio, wrap it around my wrist (which is pretty small, so that might not really constitute as a trick), and I have trained myself to have multiple orgasms.

    25.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

    Yup.

    26.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

    All the time. Sometimes it kind of annoying for me, but I don't complain about the spectacle.

    27.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

    They do, but they need to be large-sized or extra stretchy, otherwise they can be somewhat painful to wear.
     
  2. Sergeant_Torpedo

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    Nice biography, when does it get published in paperback?
     
  3. aetherael

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    Ba-zing.
     
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