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  1. danglybanger

    danglybanger New Member

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    sup yall,
    You can call me slade. I'm not huge... 7" long by 5"girth, I guess that's over average, quite a bit more for an asian dude... Well, I'm only half asian. Guess only the top half from the looks of it :biggrin1:

    Had no clue that was anything other than average until a few friends didn't believe me and asked to see it, two of them were black and sufficiently impressed so I take that as a compliment. I'm definitely a grower, I'm just at 3.5" soft...

    Long enough that I can suck myself anyways :biggrin1: That's how I learned I would make an awful gay guy, I give horrible blow jobs. I'm not gay, but for some reason the idea of a big cock turns me on, especially if it's mine because I'm a narcissist.

    Oddly my penis curves down. I was surprised when I saw that most penii curve up. That defies physics. crazy.

    lookin' forward,

    Slade
     
  2. D_Gunther Snotpole

    D_Gunther Snotpole Account Disabled

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    Well, Slade, I hope you enjoy yourself here.
     
  3. chicagosam

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    It's hard to bang when you're dangling, Slade!:biggrin1: Welcome to LPSG, Danglybanger, and enjoy the site!
     
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    Hi Slade.

    You've found the right place!
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    Hi Welcome
     
  6. danglybanger

    danglybanger New Member

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    thanks for the warm welcome :biggrin1:

    Slade
     
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    Nice intro, Slade. Welcome to the group :smile:
     
  8. Pecker

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    Welcome, danglybanger! Nice to see a newbie fit in so well.
     
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    Welcome, Slade. A nice thorough intro is alway a good start!
     
  10. danglybanger

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    hah!!! no problem! :biggrin1:

    Just glad I've found a place that allows me to errr fit in so well so to speak lol! Maybe that might be because the unabridged intro I used above is how I introduce myself to everyone in real life... jk ;)

    slade
     
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