You all have obsessions

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  1. Pitbull

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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
    Session with four young mothers and their small children. "You
    All have obsessions," he observed.


    To the first mother, April, he said, "You are obsessed with
    Eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
    He turned to the second mom, Jenny: "Your
    Obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your
    Child's' name, Penny."


    He turned to the third mom, Erica: "Your obsession is alcohol.
    This too shows itself in your child's name,
    Brandy."
    At this point, the fourth mother, Emily, quietly
    Got up, took her little boy by the hand

    And whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking
    About. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and get
    Dinner."
     
  2. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Okay that is a good one lol
     
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