You and your penis dialogues...

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Gisella, Nov 5, 2006.

  1. Gisella

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    I'm coming fresh from a post...and as I was responding there this picture came to my mind: Man interacting with his penis...like talking inside stuff...and the friendly attachments between them..

    "Yeh...you are great!"..."wow, we were great!"..."Dont fail me.." etc...

    Than my question: What do you talk to 'him' when you 2 are performing and just hanging around ??? Or you dont relate like that?
     
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    Naaa. Speaking for myself, I fully recognize that my penis is a [wonderful] part of my body, not another person. Guess I'm just not of that mindset of guys whose best friend is their penis.
     
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    He's always trying to get my attention. He has no scruples. I have to remind him to stop being a dick.
     
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    I try not to talk to my penis, reasoning that it is easier to control if I don't consider it to be an independent personality
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    I dont talk to my penis no! But i love my penis. Even been known to suck on him once and a while. He is a part of me:cool:
     
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    although we have a lot in common, we don't really have much to say to each other. you know how it is. maybe over the years you just grow in different directions, getting further and further apart. then one day, inevitably, you just go your separate ways. hang on a minute, that can't be right.
     
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    Cool..thanks everybody...

    Interesting...than he does not have a mind of his own :tongue: ..I thought you guys were not really in control of his awakenings..ok, you look he reacts...(sorry but I cant treat him as an 'it'...)

    But because he is a sexual organ that growns and you can see reacting and etc I silly thought he was your animal pet etc...

    But than I do have a very playfull imagination...and for exemple when I interact and dialogue with him and you are silent observing mode listen, he than is free to react by himself...than he is expressing without your interference...well, I like to believe that I'm conecting this way with him... you as a channel... I like to play that sometimes...

    Than he is just a good organ that serves you...to me he is much more than that...well...:puppy_dog_eyes:
     
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    Hold it hold it..

    But them what we are doing at a penis board support...what is the weight on a whole man than??? Why you guys look so much at him and many measures themselves by him???

    Aha!:confused: Answer me now...:rolleyes:
     
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    I agree with you Gisella. I dont talk to him,but he is very much a part of me.:cool:
     
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    We? LOL...I'm sure everyone has their own reasons. I do not talk to my dick as a speparate person either. I wouldn't talk to my penis any more than my hand or my foot.

    Maybe in a comedy routine though. That might be funny. What would I say to my dick?

    "We shoulda nailed that chick on the beach when we had that chance, dude."

    "Tell me about it."

    Naw, my dick was there for the best and worst of times. It already knows the stories.
     
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    Well as a kid I remember a counsellor at camp talking to his dick...

    he said "down boy, down boy"...

    I looked around for the dog...but then I noticed him peering into his

    undies...I wondered...does it bark???

    Will mine bark too when I grow up? LOL
     
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    I remind mine that he is a complete dick and use him as appropriate.
     
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    I am 100% behind my penis, or is it ahead?

    I don't talk to or with my penis but it does dictate.

    All kidding aside, my penis is not a separate entity and it does not need to be cajoled, commanded or talked up or down. Sometimes it seems to have a mind of its own but I suspect that it is me, myself and/or I that has the problem and it just plays along.
     
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    I have said a few key phrases to my penis. Mostly words of encouragement, or thinking how good it feels and telling him what a great job he is doing.

    *god, I love being psychotic*:tongue:
     
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    I have known people carry on a conversation with mine as though I wasn't even there :smile:
     
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    I have had said a few things to it when it rises at the most innapropriate times. But otherwise I do not talk to it.I just don't think about ot, it's just there waiting....
     
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    "oh man!! did you seee that catch he made one handed behind the back catch"

    " now i know you dont like this but im gonna have to put you in a bag, stuff you in a tight hole, and slam you around until you puke, im sorry"

    "yes i know that every cae should be a hybrid, just think of how much fuel we could save when the engine shuts down at a traffic light just think about"
     
  18. Gisella

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    Yeh..thanks everybody!!!:smile:

    :cool: ..Hmmm..JeffBlack, LP and HorriblePerson... :flirt: cool.. lets talk...

    And ReallyHot counsellor's is a barking animal...wolf !!! LOL...:lmao:
     
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    Hmmm... I think that's an usual thing for a man to talk with his penis. Obviously there will be also peoples who don't talk with their dicks, but indeed sometime during the life shall happen to them too.
    According to me, i talk whit "him" when we fail on some target, and so we consolate each other... :redface: "Don't worry friend, soon we will find our revenge". :biggrin1:
     
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    :hug: Yeh!!! Tomorrow is another day!

    Thanks Latiszari.

    :biggrin1:
     
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