You and your penis dialogues...

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Here is a piece of semi-fiction that came to mind...

My dick was tickled to hear he had excited you. He was just lying on “his boys”, snoozing as I opened the email. “Sniff, sniff? What’s that?” He stretched out, fattening slightly. His head distended, his whole being gaining length and weight. “Is that man for me? Am I getting a new toy?” My dick is very selfish. He assumes the world exists to pleasure him. Even “his boys”, my balls, started moving about, increasing their production in anticipation of some fun ahead. With my dick’s weight off of them, they were free to stretch out and sag and get comfortable.

“Hey, let me out of here.” My dick never asks politely. He rages and demands. Now becoming very swollen, there isn’t enough room for him in my underwear. “Play with me, stroke me. I’m too full.” My dick complains often, never enough attention, never enough fun. I can’t let him out, the rest of me is at work, so he’ll just have to poke and push and suffer.

“So can I fuck him?” No patience, either. We need to make our new friend comfortable, help him to relax. Does he like to kiss? What about his nipples? Are they sensitive? Do they like to be touched? Does he like to be massaged and caressed? And his dick, what does his dick like? There is so much of a man to explore and enjoy, not just the quick fuck my dick wants.

“I can fuck real slow,” brags my dick. Yes but there are many ways to fuck, many positions, many speeds, many intensities. “Yeah, but I wanna fuck him. You know, ram in and pound away until “my boys” pump out a mass of spooge.” No, dick, you’ll get off, but the rest of me wants to enjoy this man, too.

“Oh, I see, I can be playful.” Now you understand better, dick. Let’s play with this man, see how much pleasure we can give and let that enhance our own pleasure.

“You mean we can play with him for a while, then fuck him?” I sure hope so. “Can I fuck him again?” That may well depend on how good a job you do the first time. “If he likes us, can we keep him?” He may have other things to do. If he likes us, we’ll invite him to spend the night – if his schedule and discretion allow. “Can he come back tomorrow?” I sure hope he wants to, but again, he may not have free time. We’ll ask him. “Good, I wanna fuck him.”

All right, just how are you gonna fuck him? “Oh man, this is gonna be fun. I’ll start kind of coy, you know, just hanging cute and fat. I’ll get him to touch me with his hand, take hold of “my boys”, tickle them. Then I’ll look very tasty, so he’ll just have to kiss me on the head. While he’s kissing, I’ll push past those lovely lips and kiss his tongue. I’ll fatten up some more, stretch out a little longer and push into his mouth. I’ll bet that tongue rubs my underside – yum. I’m getting all worked up imagining being in his hot, moist mouth. Yeah, suck me, man toy, suck me.” Maybe you’d better slow down, dick, you don’t want to shoot in the first five minutes.

“Yeah, yeah, good idea. Lets see. I’ll make him take off his clothes, that will keep the eyes, lips and hands busy and out of my way. I think I’ll take him from behind to start. Can I ram him?” No, I think we’d better just go easy at first. “Ok, but the fingers better warm him up, put in some lube. I like it wet and hot. So I’ll play with his hole, hump his whole butt, tease his balls, let him know he’s gonna get fucked, really fucked. Man, I wanna fuck this guy.” Easy, think of ways to enjoy this man. “Yeah, enjoy this man. I’ll set my head against his pucker, just push enough to feel how tight it is, how much resistance there is.” Now just a minute, you have to put on a condom. “Damn, hate those things.” All the same, the only things we want to share are pleasure and respect. “Oh all right, this man sounds hot enough that I’ll do about anything to get in his hole.”

“So back to his puckered hole. I’ll push a little, feeling the give, push a little harder, feeling it open up some more.” Listen to his breathing, to what he says, he’ll say if it’s alright to keep pushing. “Man this guy is so hot, can’t I just fuck him? No, I want to give him every inch, nice and slow. So, I’ll just push a little more until the head pops past the first ring. Yum, its gonna be nice and tight in here.” You’d better wait until his ass gets used to it, easy remember? “A little more pressure, I can feel the second ring opening up on the head and oooh man I’m through. Oh god, I’m gonna cum.” I told you to go easy. “But its too hot and tight in here, its so good.” Get a hold of yourself, hold still wait for the feeling to pass. Feel that, his ass is spasming, you’re too thick for him.

“He’ll get over it. I ain’t pulling out anyhow. See there, he’s calming down already. Hey he’s pushing back on me, taking more into his ass. He likes me, oh yeah, he likes me. Okay hands, you can reach around and play with his dick and balls, he could use the diversion. I’ll just slowly ease on in until I hit bottom – or run out of length. Feel that ass, its heaven in here.”

“Can I start stroking?” Just take a few, make sure our man toy enjoys it. Then maybe we can change positions, see how long a fuck we can do. “No, I wanna fuck, and I’m taking him. Hands, grab on. Hips start pumping. I’m gonna fuck this man, fuck him good. Damn its tight in here. I can feel ever square inch of his ass. Some short strokes to hit his button, his prostate. Then some long strokes – I love long-dicking him. Oh man, too much more of this and I’m gonna blow. My balls are already pulling up. Man, fuck, I’m gonna fuck like crazy. Yeowwww. Damn, fuck, faster, deeper, faster, damn, fuck, oh GOD – I’m CUMMING. SQUIRT, SPURT, BLAST, SPOoge, squeet, oooof, aghe, SQUIRT, spit, dribble, spurt, oh, oh man, squeet, dribble, spurt, oh, oh, oh, ooof, oh yes, oh. Man, I feel so dizzy, but it’s still so warm in here. Spurt. I think I need to lie down. Squirt. Yeah, just a little nap. Squeet. Oooze. Yeah, some sleep, SQUIRT. Damn, I’m still cumming. Snooze.”

Shhhh. Dick is sleeping. Let him get some rest, if I’m lucky, he’ll get to go again a little later. Maybe now I can talk with our new friend, get to know him better, learn some things to try on our next round.
 

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Hold it hold it..

But them what we are doing at a penis board support...what is the weight on a whole man than??? Why you guys look so much at him and many measures themselves by him???

Aha!:confused: Answer me now...:rolleyes:

My Penis measures himself by me.....just ask him......he'll tell you I rarely measure up......but I have the upper hand.....bastard!.....what was the question?
 

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:) That's funny!

I actually speak very rarely to my penis, and not when I am having sex or masturbating.

Quotes can be:

"C'mon you, be quiet" -undesidered erection-
"Thank you for being like that" -when i get stared or i get compliments for it-