You are a prisoner of your assumptions,

[B_Hickboy]

A slave to your half-baked conclusions.

 

[B_Nick8]

The instructions clearly said "Cook until done." Can't you read?

 

[MickeyLee]

most recent assumption: i'll make parole
:smile:

 

[rbkwp]

surrender

GUILTY'



and i thought 1/2 million lpsg members had me on Ignore

 

[luka82]

I sure am

 

[Hoss]

Just as long as I'm not a prisoner of Zenda I'll be o.k.

 

[joyboytoy79]

A slave to your half-baked conclusions.

What must I do to attain freedom? How may I be whole again?

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

 

[Hoss]

What must I do to attain freedom? How may I be whole again?

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Repent and announce your remorse and you shall be redeemed (twice on Wednesday's which is double redemption day at the market).

 

[Incocknito]

A slave to your half-baked conclusions.

A slave to your half-baked religion.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A slave to your half-baked conclusions.

You rednecked nimrod; I told you to baste it every hr on the hr, or was the porkchop princess uh, "preoccupying you"?

 

[willow78]

You are a prisoner of your assumptions,

A slave to your half-baked conclusions.

Hard to tell - that is YOUR assumption and half-baked conclusion, not mine.

 

[B_Hickboy]

A slave to your half-baked religion.

It is no small source of joy to me that there are not enough people like you to make a difference. You will pass through this existence without ever having made any impact on anyone or anything.

You have no influence. You feign existence by denigrating achievements you cannot equal.

Now, fuck off before I get provoked.

 

[Incocknito]

Achievements such as? If you are talking about Bible Stories then they are not achievements. They're just stories...in a book.

I make an impact every day. And not by making banal threads on the internet.

But if it makes you feel better, carry on deluding yourself.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Achievements such as? If you are talking about Bible Stories then they are not achievements. They're just stories...in a book.

I make an impact every day. And not by making banal threads on the internet.

But if it makes you feel better, carry on deluding yourself.

I would expect a joyless, humorless, unimaginative, bitter person like you to hate a person like me. You exceed those expectations in a most amusing fashion.

Now please fuck off.

 

[Incocknito]

Joyless, unimaginative, bitter?

I'm not the one telling everyone to fuck off and spitting my 'pacifier' out. Where do you get the idea that I hate you?

I don't hate you but I do hate these stupid, vague and ultimately pointless threads that you create. They are like air in an ornate bottle. Might look good at first glance, but there is nothing inside.

 

[vince]

I don't hate you but I do hate these stupid, vague and ultimately pointless threads that you create. They are like air in an ornate bottle. Might look good at first glance, but there is nothing inside.

The solution to your being disturbed by these threads is to simply not click on them. No one is forcing you to read anything here. A least I assume so.


Better yet, both of you could benefit from using the ignore button.

 

[798686]

The Virgin Mary is a prisoner of her Asumption.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

The Virgin Mary is a prisoner of her Assumption.

If you are going to take the piss out of someone else's religion could you at least spell it correctly, please?

 

[798686]

If you are going to take the piss out of someone else's religion could you at least spell it correctly, please?

I knew assumption had 2 's's - but thought hers was spelt differently? :redface:

You're right, though. And it was still funny.