You Are Cordially Invited

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Lex, Apr 17, 2006.

  1. Lex

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    To plan, participate in and attend

    the Wedding of Lex and Matthew
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    It has truly been a shotgun romance. Let us recap for you how we fell so deeply,so madly in love:


    First, Matthew and Lex bonded over comic books here.

    Then, they discovered their mutual love for Mariah Carery here.

    Seeng his chance to find his one true soulmate, Lex quickly proposed:

    and Matthew accepted:

    So now comes the fun part: Planning and throwing the party!!

    Matthew and I will get married in Canada and we need YOU to supply all the details.

    Pick the tuxedos, the cake, the venue, everything!

    I can't hardly wait.
     
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    Ooooo, a gay Wedding in CANADA!! That;s my neck of the woods.... Do I have to wear a dress? Where does one hire swans at this point in the season? I can make the ice scultpures.

    No, wait.... can I just be the guy who shouts out I OBJECT because I slept with both guys last night!!, when the priest/reverand/public official asks if anyone objects?

    I can plan a wicked bachelor party.....:biggrin1:
     
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    Lex and Matthew,

    As a moderator who is serious about doing her job (ahem! ) I would be remiss not to ask Lex where is he going to stash his existing spouse? That is unless you two are going to star in "Big Love:the Queer version". Wuv you, two!

    Naughty
     
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    LMAO! Somebody should have taken a picture of my face when I clicked on this thread - let me just say I'm glad to be cordially invited. LOL!

    And here I'd thought there'd never be wedding bells for me *sniff*. I'd like to thank the X-Men and Mariah Carey for helping me land my prize.

    Don't worry, Jeffy - Lex and I have a very special role planned for you. Um ... ring barer?
     
  5. Chuck64

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    Jeff will be baring something anyway. Enough about the bachelor party! What about the wedding?
     
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    I cry at weddings.
     
  7. Lex

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    There is more than enough of me to go around.

    Also, Mrs. Lex has decided that she is leaving me for Jake Gyllenhaal.

    So, Matthew and I will be quite wealthy living off a percentage of his million dollar income.

    Joy abounds!
     

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    I hate to break up this sweet little dream, but actually, Jake is MINE.
     
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    Me too Pecker...

    Than we are going to contribute with our many tears...:biggrin1:
     
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    You can't have jake Alex.... he has been mine since bubble boy:biggrin1:
     
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    And you really think he wants to be with someone who has drool running all over his avatar? :rolleyes:
     
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    ...and speaking of 'breaking up sweet dreams' and 'who belongs to who' ... MATTHEW BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!

    kthxbye
     
  13. Chuck64

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    Why don't all 6 of you declare a flesh pile and get it over with. I'll bring the video camera.
     
  14. Lex

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    Wait for the Bachelor Party like the rest of the ManSluts, Okay?
     
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    Cool ,

    Then you had better get on Monty's schedule to book him as organist and you can get Bronxy to sing ! YOu know I would sing but I have to watch these bad ass kids and you know Monty isnt going to watch his little drive by shootings!
     
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    Gosh, no need to fight over me, boys ... :flirt:
     
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    But Alex in the evening by the moonlight you whispered sweet nothings in my ear and said I was the one and only.:tongue:

    *And that isn't all that happened. O wait this is a G rated forum*:biggrin1:
     
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    I'm flattered , really... Oh wait, you meant the actor. Oh well.....:frown1:
     
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    I already have weddings booked for next year and I'm not cheap...maybe easy, but not cheap. :biggrin1:
     
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