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To plan, participate in and attend

the Wedding of Lex and Matthew
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It has truly been a shotgun romance. Let us recap for you how we fell so deeply,so madly in love:


First, Matthew and Lex bonded over comic books here.

Matthew said:
Lex said:
...
and being okay with my Teen Titan/X-men comics

Lex, I never knew ...

*pupils turn into little hearts*

Then, they discovered their mutual love for Mariah Carery here.

Lex said:
...
Now, I know I am an unapologetic Mariah fan. That being said, there is SOMEthing about this song. It's infectious. It's contagious. It is powerful. It builds in crazy fashion to ultimate desperation.

I hear this shit and I get the urge to pack my shit, call my wife and (ex) BF on the cell and tell them I am leaving to be with Mariah because I belong with her.

Who knew?!?!
Matthew said:
@Lex: Word.

Hate me, scorn me, but Mariah is MY GIRL and that song is MY JAM. Sappy, check. Cheesy, check ... and I'll take it all day long.

"Bobby Womack's on the radio, singing to me 'If you think you're lonely now ..."

Seeng his chance to find his one true soulmate, Lex quickly proposed:

Lex said:
... Matthew--MARRY ME!! Marry me and we will ride off in my SUV into the sunset with nothing but our love for each other and every Mariah Carey CD we collectively own with Stronzo and his hubby in the backseat.

*Swoons*
and Matthew accepted:

Matthew said:
Lex, I do ...

So now comes the fun part: Planning and throwing the party!!

Matthew and I will get married in Canada and we need YOU to supply all the details.

Pick the tuxedos, the cake, the venue, everything!

I can't hardly wait.
 

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Lex said:
To plan, participate in and attend

the Wedding of Lex and Matthew
.

It has truly been a shotgun romance. Let us recap for you how we fell so deeply,so madly in love:


First, Matthew and Lex bonded over comic books here.



Then, they discovered their mutual love for Mariah Carery here.




Seeng his chance to find his one true soulmate, Lex quickly proposed:


and Matthew accepted:



So now comes the fun part: Planning and throwing the party!!

Matthew and I will get married in Canada and we need YOU to supply all the details.

Pick the tuxedos, the cake, the venue, everything!

I can't hardly wait.

Ooooo, a gay Wedding in CANADA!! That;s my neck of the woods.... Do I have to wear a dress? Where does one hire swans at this point in the season? I can make the ice scultpures.

No, wait.... can I just be the guy who shouts out I OBJECT because I slept with both guys last night!!, when the priest/reverand/public official asks if anyone objects?

I can plan a wicked bachelor party.....:biggrin1:
 

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Lex and Matthew,

As a moderator who is serious about doing her job (ahem! ) I would be remiss not to ask Lex where is he going to stash his existing spouse? That is unless you two are going to star in "Big Love:the Queer version". Wuv you, two!

Naughty
 

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LMAO! Somebody should have taken a picture of my face when I clicked on this thread - let me just say I'm glad to be cordially invited. LOL!

And here I'd thought there'd never be wedding bells for me *sniff*. I'd like to thank the X-Men and Mariah Carey for helping me land my prize.

Don't worry, Jeffy - Lex and I have a very special role planned for you. Um ... ring barer?
 

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Jeff will be baring something anyway. Enough about the bachelor party! What about the wedding?
 

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naughty said:
Lex and Matthew,

As a moderator who is serious about doing her job (ahem! ) I would be remiss not to ask Lex where is he going to stash his existing spouse? That is unless you two are going to star in "Big Love:the Queer version". Wuv you, two!

Naughty

There is more than enough of me to go around.

Also, Mrs. Lex has decided that she is leaving me for Jake Gyllenhaal.

So, Matthew and I will be quite wealthy living off a percentage of his million dollar income.

Joy abounds!
 

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Lex said:
Also, Mrs. Lex has decided that she is leaving me for Jake Gyllenhaal.

So, Matthew and I will be quite wealthy living off a percentage of his million dollar income.

Joy abounds!

I hate to break up this sweet little dream, but actually, Jake is MINE.
 

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jeff black said:
You can't have jake Alex.... he has been mine since bubble boy:biggrin1:

And you really think he wants to be with someone who has drool running all over his avatar? :rolleyes:
 

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alex8 said:
I hate to break up this sweet little dream, but actually, Jake is MINE.
...and speaking of 'breaking up sweet dreams' and 'who belongs to who' ... MATTHEW BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!

kthxbye
 

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Why don't all 6 of you declare a flesh pile and get it over with. I'll bring the video camera.
 

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Lex said:
There is more than enough of me to go around.

Also, Mrs. Lex has decided that she is leaving me for Jake Gyllenhaal.

So, Matthew and I will be quite wealthy living off a percentage of his million dollar income.

Joy abounds!

Cool ,

Then you had better get on Monty's schedule to book him as organist and you can get Bronxy to sing ! YOu know I would sing but I have to watch these bad ass kids and you know Monty isnt going to watch his little drive by shootings!
 

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GoneA said:
...and speaking of 'breaking up sweet dreams' and 'who belongs to who' ... MATTHEW BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!

kthxbye

Gosh, no need to fight over me, boys ... :flirt:
 

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naughty said:
Cool ,

Then you had better get on Monty's schedule to book him as organist and you can get Bronxy to sing ! YOu know I would sing but I have to watch these bad ass kids and you know Monty isnt going to watch his little drive by shootings!

I already have weddings booked for next year and I'm not cheap...maybe easy, but not cheap. :biggrin1: