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prepstudinsc said:
I already have weddings booked for next year and I'm not cheap...maybe easy, but not cheap. :biggrin1:
*cries*

@ Naughty--I ain't having none of this Momma's Baby Daddy's Maybe drama at my wedding. I know you and Mont-Mont got a little more couth than that!!

Hickboy said he will give me away.

I would like to ask Zora to design our tuxedoes and Dee to do our hair.
 

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But Alex in the evening by the moonlight you whispered sweet nothings in my ear and said I was the one and only.:tongue:

*And that isn't all that happened. O wait this is a G rated forum*:biggrin1:

Yes, I seem to recall "G" spots and plenty of "O" coming into play... even if you swore never to tell, blabbermouth. :rolleyes: :biggrin1:
 

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I'll watch the door with your permission, and keep out the trolls, 'cause I know they'd love to leak this to the paparazzi.

So! Who tosses the bouquet, and who gets carried over the threshold, oh waitaminute, knowing how horny you two are for each other, maybe carried isn't the word.:biggrin1: :tongue:
 

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Will this be an inside or outside Wedding ? I personally think it should be an outside one. Then everyone must wear a swimsuit.

For the Groom : Lex...here is your outfit... It's the blue one.

For the Bride : Matthew..here is your outfit... Its the floral print.

:tongue:
 

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Lex said:
*cries*

@ Naughty--I ain't having none of this Momma's Baby Daddy's Maybe drama at my wedding. I know you and Mont-Mont got a little more couth than that!!

Hickboy said he will give me away.

I would like to ask Zora to design our tuxedoes and Dee to do our hair.

I keep telling Kimequeisha that my monthly check should be good enough. I got her a ring...I can't help it if I can't set a date because I travel too much.

Lex if you want Dee to do your hair, you're going to have to let it grow out-- A LOT! lolololol

I'd like to see one of Zora's latex and spandex tuxes.
 

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Lex said:
*cries*

@ Naughty--I ain't having none of this Momma's Baby Daddy's Maybe drama at my wedding. I know you and Mont-Mont got a little more couth than that!!

Hickboy said he will give me away.

I would like to ask Zora to design our tuxedoes and Dee to do our hair.


Uh uh, No you aint gettin' all bougie on me like that! Whatchu mean Momma's baby, Daddy's maybe? I know y'all dont want me to git loud up in heah. You want me to wish you luck by throwin' hot grits? You know I know where to throw em, too... Ask Mont Mont! It wont be a fun honeymoon!
 

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Naughty--take yo cream o wheat ass back in the house and take them rollers out yo head before you come leaning out your window screaming at me. I can hear them bae-bae kids screaming halfway down the block.

Prep--We would have better luck with me growing chest hair than scalp hair at this point. Actually, no we would not. Dee can focus on Matthew's hair.

I would like Dilznick to be one of my groomsmen.

Bronxy--thanks for agreeing to sing. I can't wait to hear your rendition of "I'm Coming Out!"
 

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Well someone needs to host the bachelors's party/dinner. I'll do that. This may upstage the wedding.:cool: As host of the dinner party I get to try out both Lex and Matthew to make sure they met my expectations!:tongue:

Someone to pop out of the cake: Alex, Others?

The attire for this event:

Food:

Drink:

Entertainment:

Gossip columnist:
 

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naughty said:
Uh uh, No you aint gettin' all bougie on me like that! Whatchu mean Momma's baby, Daddy's maybe? I know y'all dont want me to git loud up in heah. You want me to wish you luck by throwin' hot grits? You know I know where to throw em, too... Ask Mont Mont! It wont be a fun honeymoon!
Monty got burned?!


Lex said:
I would like Dilznick to be one of my groomsmen.
I wouldn't be at this wedding if it had Tyra Banks fluffing and Olde English 800 by the boatload. I'd probably get lynched by an angry mob.
 

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Dr. Dilznick said:
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I wouldn't be at this wedding if it had Tyra Banks fluffing and Olde English 800 by the boatload. I'd probably get lynched by an angry mob.

No worries dude.

HickBoy is 6'0"

I'm 6'2"

Iathick and KinkGuy are around 6'4"

You're even taller.

Nobody is fucking with anybody in my wedding party.

Plus, I hear Pecker is going to be there as well.

It'll be fun, dawg~! Let's ride.
 

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naughty said:
Uh uh, No you aint gettin' all bougie on me like that! Whatchu mean Momma's baby, Daddy's maybe? I know y'all dont want me to git loud up in heah. You want me to wish you luck by throwin' hot grits? You know I know where to throw em, too... Ask Mont Mont! It wont be a fun honeymoon!

That's only if I SHOW UP for the honeymoon. I may be out with my boyeez.
 

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Lex said:
No worries dude.

HickBoy is 6'0"

I'm 6'2"

Iathick and KinkGuy are around 6'4"

You're even taller.

Nobody is fucking with anybody in my wedding party.

Plus, I hear Pecker is going to be there as well.

It'll be fun, dawg~! Let's ride.

And I'm 6'4, but I havent RSVP yet
 

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Dr. Dilznick said:
Monty got burned?!


She thinks she's gonna get all ghetto on me and throw hot grits on me, but she's too bougie for me. She'll be surprised at some of the tricks I have up my sleeve! Little Quantrell and Coco gonna be proud o' their daddy.
 

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BBB2.5 said:
For the Bride : Matthew..here is your outfit... Its the floral print.:tongue:

That's perfect! I didn't know how to break the news to everyone that I, uh, don't look good in a dress.


It's just hard to find one that matches the goatee.
 

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Matthew said:
That's perfect! I didn't know how to break the news to everyone that I, uh, don't look good in a dress.


It's just hard to find one that matches the goatee.

And who said you were the bride anyway?

No brides in gay male weddings, only 2 grooms.

Now, it will be a blast to see what Zora creates to go over our suits.


***rubs Matthews face fur***