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prepstudinsc said:
...Little Quantrell and Coco gonna be proud o' their daddy.


Allow me to beat Naughty to the punch:

**in his best Willona from Good Times voice**

Negro, Please.

*AHEM*

Now, I don't know what makes your broke ass think you can turn down my offer to play at the wedding, but I do know how many months behind on child-support you are.

We will see you there promptly at 3 PM.

That's what I THOUGHT.
 

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naughty said:
I know y'all dont want me to git loud up in heah.

Naughty, please do have a few too many glasses of champagne. It will only help to make my special day memorable. I bet you can serve up some high drama, just the way I like it.
 

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GUYS!!! I used to sing at weddings (it seems like a hundred years ago) and if you are agreeable, I'm not too good to do it "one more time".

Gramps

p.s. - Traditional?? I don't do Rap.

G.
 

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Freddie--you have no invitation because you are IN the wedding as one of my groomsmen.

***rubs Freddies belly*** There, feel better, boo?

Oldman9x7--I think Bronxy and PrepStud are going to form a band to sing at the wedding and play at the reception. Please inquire within.
 

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Dr. Dilznick said:
I wouldn't be at this wedding if it had Tyra Banks fluffing and Olde English 800 by the boatload. I'd probably get lynched by an angry mob.

You really should come - think of the spectacle you'll be missing. If you need protection, bring your whole entourage. We'll cordon off as many rows as we need to. And if Bronx is leading that team, well ... I'm scared for anybody who'd try and lay a hand on you.
 

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I must inform you that an imposter named Kimequiesha ( As if my mother would name her child something so monstrous) has been sullying my good name by threatening bodily harm to the bride and groom i.e. hot grits. I on the other hand ,would more than happily wish the delightful couple a long and happy life together.How easily you all are fooled!

Monty,
Now dont you know that I wouldnt possibly harm a hair on your head or other parts? Honey, if I were talking about my own honeymoon do you think I would deprive myself of my just deserts? Me, a scorpio female? I think not!

Lex,

Fear not, baby. I will not behave uncouthly in any way shape or form. I shall sit demurely and enjoy the show. NO grits or fits. I wouldnt dare to sully my newly manicured nails...

Matthew,

I would be there with bells on. I dont drink but I would appreciate a demure glass of sparkling cider to toast the couple....
 

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Lex said:
Allow me to beat Naughty to the punch:

**in his best Willona from Good Times voice**

Negro, Please.

*AHEM*

Now, I don't know what makes your broke ass think you can turn down my offer to play at the wedding, but I do know how many months behind on child-support you are.

We will see you there promptly at 3 PM.

That's what I THOUGHT.


LOL Willona LOLOLOLOLOL Don't you be listenin just to Kimeisha--she'l tell a story in a heartbeat just to make me come up with some money. She doesn't know that I've got secret money stashed away for when I have an urge for more Burberry.
 

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BronxBombshell said:
Oh snap, son! Monty, we'll have to get together for a run-through before hand. I can do acapella, but I'm sure they'd like it if you accompanied me. Unless Hickboy wants to jam?

It's a perfect excuse for me to make a run up to NYC. :biggrin1: I'll bring Kimeisha along or else she'll bitch about it for months and threaten me with hot grits.
 

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naughty said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I must inform you that an imposter named Kimequiesha ( As if my mother would name her child something so monstrous) has been sullying my good name by threatening bodily harm to the bride and groom i.e. hot grits. I on the other hand ,would more than happily wish the delightful couple a long and happy life together.How easily you all are fooled!

Monty,
Now dont you know that I wouldnt possibly harm a hair on your head or other parts? Honey, if I were talking about my own honeymoon do you think I would deprive myself of my just deserts? Me, a scorpio female? I think not!

Lex,

Fear not, baby. I will not behave uncouthly in any way shape or form. I shall sit demurely and enjoy the show. NO grits or fits. I wouldnt dare to sully my newly manicured nails...

Matthew,

I would be there with bells on. I dont drink but I would appreciate a demure glass of sparkling cider to toast the couple....

Don't let the little darlin' side fool y'all...she's really a she devil behind this angel exterior. And regarding the name, she named my baby Quantrell.
 

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prepstudinsc said:
It's a perfect excuse for me to make a run up to NYC. :biggrin1: I'll bring Kimeisha along or else she'll bitch about it for months and threaten me with hot grits.

Now,

You would think that I am a fire breathing dragon who dogs his every step... the real truth is .... the reason he wants me to come along Bronxy is that he cant bear to be parted from me and he doesnt trust that there wont be any creepin' on the C. as in while daddy's away, momma will play! LOL!
 

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Now, Do we have to wear ass-less pants for our suits? Or can we get away with a full bottomed outfit?

What about after the wedding... do we through rice? Confetti? bubbles? Giant purple dildos?:rolleyes:
 

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Lex said:
*cries*

@ Naughty--I ain't having none of this Momma's Baby Daddy's Maybe drama at my wedding. I know you and Mont-Mont got a little more couth than that!!


hot damn! this union better have security, or someones gonna get punked! leaving me cry in my little emo corner.
 

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naughty said:
Now,

You would think that I am a fire breathing dragon who dogs his every step... the real truth is .... the reason he wants me to come along Bronxy is that he cant bear to be parted from me and he doesnt trust that there wont be any creepin' on the C. as in while daddy's away, momma will play! LOL!

It's always gotta be about you... LOL:tongue: See why I like to go away on my concert trips? I need some peace and quiet...or is that a piece and some quiet?

Anyway, this thread is about Lex's union/wedding.

What am I supposed to play for it? I need some song suggestions, since I can't play "Here Comes the Bride", since there won't be one.
 

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Lex and Matthew,

I must apologize if you feel that my presence will be a disruptive one. Since my presence seems to disturb certain individuals so intensely and they insist upon painting my behavior in the most negative light possible (I know you didnt say it is all about me, Mr.Thing!) I regretfully have to decline your invitation. I would like for your guests and members of your wedding to enjoy themselves and feel free to enjoy your day without the much anticipated drama.Yes, I am absenting myself so everyone can get a piece in peace ( you thought I didnt catch that part didn't you, Nucca?) I will be sending you a present that will fully reflect my esteem for you as a couple..

With much love

Maleficent