jeff black said:Now, Do we have to wear ass-less pants for our suits? Or can we get away with a full bottomed outfit?
jeff black said:What about after the wedding... do we through rice? Confetti? bubbles? Giant purple dildos?
CuriousGuy said:*sniff sniff* Seems like only yesterday little Lex was pounding his first ass, and now he's gettin married! They grow up so fast!
Chuck64 said:The reception is clothing-optional, so unless you want to look like a prude, I suggest you at least go assless.
Chuck64 said:No, we're going to shower them with twinks. The dildos are just table decorations.
Lex said:Can we include MuscleBears, JockStuds...
prepstudinsc said:Anyway, this thread is about Lex's union/wedding.
What am I supposed to play for it? I need some song suggestions, since I can't play "Here Comes the Bride", since there won't be one.
Freddie53 said:What! This is a big wedding and I am not being invited.
* Freddie goes and sulks in the corner.*:tongue:
oldman9x7 said:GUYS!!! I used to sing at weddings (it seems like a hundred years ago) and if you are agreeable, I'm not too good to do it "one more time".
Gramps
p.s. - Traditional?? I don't do Rap.
A little lower please.:tongue:Lex said:Freddie--you have no invitation because you are IN the wedding as one of my groomsmen.
***rubs Freddies belly*** There, feel better, boo?
naughty said:Lex and Matthew,
I must apologize if you feel that my presence will be a disruptive one. Since my presence seems to disturb certain individuals so intensely and they insist upon painting my behavior in the most negative light possible (I know you didnt say it is all about me, Mr.Thing!) I regretfully have to decline your invitation. I would like for your guests and members of your wedding to enjoy themselves and feel free to enjoy your day without the much anticipated drama.Yes, I am absenting myself so everyone can get a piece in peace ( you thought I didnt catch that part didn't you, Nucca?) I will be sending you a present that will fully reflect my esteem for you as a couple..
With much love
Maleficent
Kymboneesha better show up this time, I'd love to see her "pluck a nigga's head." Perhaps I should bless the masses with my curry fried chicken with spicy yogurt dipping sauce. Heads are not ready.prepstudinsc said:Kimiqueisha-
I knew that you were using my child support check to go shopping...
I better bring you along just so I can monitor what you're up to. *shakes head*
Dr. Dilznick said:Kymboneesha better show up this time, I'd love to see her "pluck a nigga's head." Perhaps I should bless the masses with my curry fried chicken with spicy yogurt dipping sauce. Heads are not ready.
Dilz be cooking.
GoneA said:YOU KNOW IT!!!
but in this case, i'll have to give you all my lovin'
BronxBombshell said:Can you make some greens without neckbones? I can't eat the greens if you make it with neckbones.
Dr. Dilznick said:Kymboneesha better show up this time, I'd love to see her "pluck a nigga's head." Perhaps I should bless the masses with my curry fried chicken with spicy yogurt dipping sauce. Heads are not ready.
Dilz be cooking.
Matthew said:Wait wait wait ...
I'm not giving up my conjugal rights to GoneA or Bronx.
Lex - just check the fine print in the pre-nup, baby. :wink:
naughty said:Mmmmmm Frank! Baby that sounds fabulous! I will come in there with you while you cook that chicken. I might whip up a mass of lemon coconut tarts for the guests. and how does a mango topped new york style cheesecake sound for the groom's cake threaded through with Mango puree?