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invisibleman said:
It is--I-who owe an apology to the people of LPSG.org. I really don't have a 7" X 5 1/4" hard cut. I actually have 9" X 5 1/2" hard and nicely uncut. I hate having a big dick. It is so taletelling in my pants especially when I wake up in the morning. It makes people compelled to touch the merchandise--I don't like that. I am quite modest about my appendage. I am a 35 year-old virgin. I am actually a heterosexual posing as a homosexual as an actor's exercise for studying for "He'll Be Coming Around Bareback Mountin'!"--the musical. I play Enos Del Marsbarr as a black gay man workin' for the man, Lennon Twyst on Bareback Mountin' . I become Lennon Twyst's Mandingo love slave. Since I am a virgin, I guess I will have to improvise on the love slave part. For the slave part, I am reading Roots. Previously, I did foul up the audition for the love slave by watching The Color Purple beforehand. (The judges were amused...later said that I didn't have be in Whoopi Goldberg drag.) They LOVED my resourcefulness although it went on an entirely different tangent as you probably can imagine. I got the part any way.

I am sorry for misleading you guys. Dr. Bubbles. Only you can save me from the backlash these guys are going to give me. (menacing LPSG. org secret society in black and covered with black hoods surround me with a big burlap bag hit me with bags of rocks.) (gulp!)HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you are such a fucking loser!!:bryce: :asshole: :bling1: :wt: :lame: :crucified: :liar: :bsflag: :loser:
 

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invisibleman said:
It is--I-who owe an apology to the people of LPSG.org. I really don't have a 7" X 5 1/4" hard cut. I actually have 9" X 5 1/2" hard and nicely uncut. I hate having a big dick. It is so taletelling in my pants especially when I wake up in the morning. It makes people compelled to touch the merchandise--I don't like that. I am quite modest about my appendage. I am a 35 year-old virgin. I am actually a heterosexual posing as a homosexual as an actor's exercise for studying for "He'll Be Coming Around Bareback Mountin'!"--the musical. I play Enos Del Marsbarr as a black gay man workin' for the man, Lennon Twyst on Bareback Mountin' . I become Lennon Twyst's Mandingo love slave. Since I am a virgin, I guess I will have to improvise on the love slave part. For the slave part, I am reading Roots. Previously, I did foul up the audition for the love slave by watching The Color Purple beforehand. (The judges were amused...later said that I didn't have be in Whoopi Goldberg drag.) They LOVED my resourcefulness although it went on an entirely different tangent as you probably can imagine. I got the part any way.

I am sorry for misleading you guys. Dr. Bubbles. Only you can save me from the backlash these guys are going to give me. (menacing LPSG. org secret society in black and covered with black hoods surround me with a big burlap bag hit me with bags of rocks.) (gulp!)HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there a point in this, because I fail to see it. Maybe it's just me, but I'm feeling sort of Stevie Wonder-ish...
 

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invisibleman said:
It is--I-who owe an apology to the people of LPSG.org. I really don't have a 7" X 5 1/4" hard cut. I actually have 9" X 5 1/2" hard and nicely uncut. I hate having a big dick. It is so taletelling in my pants especially when I wake up in the morning. It makes people compelled to touch the merchandise--I don't like that. I am quite modest about my appendage. I am a 35 year-old virgin. I am actually a heterosexual posing as a homosexual as an actor's exercise for studying for "He'll Be Coming Around Bareback Mountin'!"--the musical. I play Enos Del Marsbarr as a black gay man workin' for the man, Lennon Twyst on Bareback Mountin' . I become Lennon Twyst's Mandingo love slave. Since I am a virgin, I guess I will have to improvise on the love slave part. For the slave part, I am reading Roots. Previously, I did foul up the audition for the love slave by watching The Color Purple beforehand. (The judges were amused...later said that I didn't have be in Whoopi Goldberg drag.) They LOVED my resourcefulness although it went on an entirely different tangent as you probably can imagine. I got the part any way.

I am sorry for misleading you guys. Dr. Bubbles. Only you can save me from the backlash these guys are going to give me. (menacing LPSG. org secret society in black and covered with black hoods surround me with a big burlap bag hit me with bags of rocks.) (gulp!)HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the LPSG, not the Masons. Please direct your outrage accordingly .:tongue:
 

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Pappy said:
Dude, you are such a fucking loser!!:bryce: :asshole: :bling1: :wt: :lame: :crucified: :liar: :bsflag: :loser:

Darling,

What are you trying to say to me? I don't speak Kentuckian. I don't communicate in signs or symbols either. Only aliens communicate in signs and symbols. Were you some by-product of alien abductions? You had gotten anal probed something awful by E.T. weren't you? Don't take it out on me because you got bitch fucked by an alien.
 

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davidjh7 said:
This is the LPSG, not the Masons. Please direct your outrage accordingly .:tongue:

You got me. Hehehehehe. I was wanting people to ease up on Dr. Bubbles. She had reasons for her mistruths. In time, I think that she'll be back.
 

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Wow. I go away for a few days and look what happens. I hope Dr Bubbles/Brett can sort herself out. She really is a great person. We all have issues, I know I myself have some serious issues. But let's all hope (and pray if that's your thing) for each other :)

Peace all.
 

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invisibleman said:
It is--I-who owe an apology to the people of LPSG.org. I really don't have a 7" X 5 1/4" hard cut. I actually have 9" X 5 1/2" hard and nicely uncut. I hate having a big dick. It is so taletelling in my pants especially when I wake up in the morning. It makes people compelled to touch the merchandise--I don't like that. I am quite modest about my appendage. I am a 35 year-old virgin. I am actually a heterosexual posing as a homosexual as an actor's exercise for studying for "He'll Be Coming Around Bareback Mountin'!"--the musical. I play Enos Del Marsbarr as a black gay man workin' for the man, Lennon Twyst on Bareback Mountin' . I become Lennon Twyst's Mandingo love slave. Since I am a virgin, I guess I will have to improvise on the love slave part. For the slave part, I am reading Roots. Previously, I did foul up the audition for the love slave by watching The Color Purple beforehand. (The judges were amused...later said that I didn't have be in Whoopi Goldberg drag.) They LOVED my resourcefulness although it went on an entirely different tangent as you probably can imagine. I got the part any way.

I am sorry for misleading you guys. Dr. Bubbles. Only you can save me from the backlash these guys are going to give me. (menacing LPSG. org secret society in black and covered with black hoods surround me with a big burlap bag hit me with bags of rocks.) (gulp!)HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, for one, am outraged.
 

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I think I missed the memo on this thread until now. I originally read it early on and was like...random thread and moved on. Anyway since then I've heard the news through an old LPSG-er, and I hope to catch LaTonya online sometime. While she wasn't truly who she said she was, she was still a good person. Many people here have supported her as my feelings do at this time. Others here need to learn to respect the purpose of this thread whether they got to know Dr. Bubbles or not.

To her husband, I admit that I don't know all of the details or what you're going through. However, I do know that your wife is a caring person. When I had time to chat with her, she always seemed genuine and acted as a friend. Her presence here among us was always a good one, and we will miss her if she moves on. Most importantly though, I hope the two of you will be able to come to terms and move on, together, from recent events.

- Altairion (Brian)
 

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Altairion said:
I think I missed the memo on this thread until now. I originally read it early on and was like...random thread and moved on. Anyway since then I've heard the news through an old LPSG-er, and I hope to catch LaTonya online sometime. While she wasn't truly who she said she was, she was still a good person. Many people here have supported her as my feelings do at this time. Others here need to learn to respect the purpose of this thread whether they got to know Dr. Bubbles or not.

To her husband, I admit that I don't know all of the details or what you're going through. However, I do know that your wife is a caring person. When I had time to chat with her, she always seemed genuine and acted as a friend. Her presence here among us was always a good one, and we will miss her if she moves on. Most importantly though, I hope the two of you will be able to come to terms and move on, together, from recent events.

- Altairion (Brian)
Brian,

How did you get so much good sense at such a young age? THat was a fabulous thing to say and I want to be like you if and when I grow up!

naughty
 

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I have appreciated and valued Dr. Bubbles' insight. I cannot ever remember her disparage another person. To me, she remains one of the class acts on the board.

Some of us do come to the board to escape the real world. I know that I do. As a physicist in training, trying to imagine and visualize a world of many dimensions becomes tiresome, so I retreat to a place where humor and angst live side by side. This interlude helps me keep sane or at least with some sembalence of sanity.

I hope that when the home front is healed, Dr. Bubbles will be back. Good luck and have a swift journey, Mr. and Mrs. LL.

jay
 

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Lord have mercy. I go away for a few weeks and all this drama unfolds -- even my boys Spladle and Visi and Altairon are all up in this thread, and lex and Jumbo and Steve 26, too! Day-um.

I gotta say, at least she admitted she lied (about what, I don't know). And for that, she's unlike some other poster here who still refuses to 'fess up.
 

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Lex said:
One day I'll have to be privy to all these Scooby Doo Episodes.

On second thought...

OOOoo--yeah. I especially like the episode where Freddie finally comes out of the closet...What, you MISSED that one?:biggrin1: