You ever get a boner from something that ISN'T sexual?

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great thread! :)

i've boned up quite a few times when taking a quick smell or taste of something i'm cooking. usually fragrant, well-spiced foods - curries, sauces, roasting root vegetables.. i guess that's what you call cooking with love. ha ha
 

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used to pop up for no reason at all
damn sure there was absolutely NO sexual anything in mind or sight
suppose its called a natural occurence-ish


has to be virtually forced these days hah
 

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Any time I'm in a situation that's supposed to be really serious for other people, but I don't really have a major stake in it, that's when it happens. I have the world's most disobedient dick - if I try to just force a boner, it will never come. If it would be totally inappropriate to get hard, that's when it rages up the most.
 

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Who Does Not ?!?!
Right on Knobby_UK,In junior high i would pop one unexpectedly every day just sitting in class. And at that time it felt like everyone knew when it would happen..I think that happened to a lot of guys at that age..I was on a greyhound bus when i was 16 or 17 sitting in the back of the nearly deserted bus and just from the vibration from the engine really made me pop a constant one i could not get rid of so i discreetly did away with it, to bad i did not have a friend with me to help me out,lol...Those were the days..
 

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I have been told and read that its completely normal for men and more often for young men to pop a boner really at any moment. Any stimuli or random thoughts can cause one.
 

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Being stuck in a very boring situation (class when younger, dreary business meetings, long journeys or waiting rooms now) I can get hard for no reason. Makes me wonder if the phrase "bored stiff" comes from this.
 

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Ever get hardons from anything which isn't sexual? An odd conditioned response that you can't control perhaps?

Yes, more when I was a teenager of course (I remember, for example, one time getting one when I was rope-climbing in the gym in front of half the class – not related to rubbing or friction..., and I often used to get one on the bus, but that was probably at least partly due to the vibrations of the bus, and I must say that I didn't necessarily try to stop it...).

Now I often get one when I'm driving, particularly (but not only) if I've just left a town or a traffic hold-up and I feel as if I'm "hitting the open road". But quite often too for no obvious reason at all, and not always related to sexual thoughts or any sort of turn-on.
 

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When I was in that rebellious age trying to smoke and look coool I always got rock hard. Probably a smoking fetish I don't know, but it would happen if I'd smoke with a group of people or alone.
 

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In fitting rooms when I am shopping for new jeans/trousers. The erections were very pronounced when I was younger, however I can still achieve a strong chubby when I try on jeans/trousers. In fact I did so just last week when I was shopping for new trousers.
 

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when i started acting classes at age 10, one of the things we used to do all the time to warm up was to lay on the floor and close our eyes, and the instructor would take us through an intense guided relaxation exercise.... my acting teachers have all been male and had these low, sexy voices that would just make you melt when you heard them talking softly.... the sound of their voice guiding me through the exercise would literally make my whole body tingle from head to toe, and i would get solid as a rock....

nowadays, i have a massive collection of guided meditations and relaxation exercises that i will lay back on the floor and listen to, and it has the same effect on me today as it did then.... it's so intensely spiritual for the sonic vibration of a deep and gentle voice to have that effect on me.... it's like my whole aura is getting a massage.....
 

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lol, did you see the movie Mommie Dearest?

There was a bedroom scene where Joan Crawford and her boyfrined Greg came home from a night out at a chic restaurant. She was mad as hell for Greg not escorting her in the place like he should have. The argument got heated and she started hurling insults. He jerked her around, fully clothed that is, cigarette in one hand, a drink in the other and while looking like a million bucks otherwise. It wasn't sexual at all but left the mind open for a deep sexual undertone.

I could see him throwing her on that big bed, shoving a thick cock in her mouth then pounding her pussy, calming her down.

Incredibly hot scene that wans't really sexual.