You ever shot a machine gun on peyote?

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    I might be, and it wasn't my gun (seriously illegal where I live), but I'm not claiming that it was.

    It's bigger and faster (and heavier) than anything I own, I got to shoot it and it put a great big smile on my face.


    I'll fuck off now.... :paranoid:
     
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    People who brag about multiple shots...
     
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    I wouldn't imagine that a machine gun on peyote would be a terribly difficult target. Inanimate objects, such as they are, machine guns are quite sessile. Peyote is bound to make them even more sluggish. Still, I've never encountered a machine gun on peyote, let alone tried to shoot one.
     
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    I never shot a machine gun so the answer is no.

    Shouldn't this be in women's issues?
     
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    No but when I'm on acid I like to play in nuclear missle silos and try to guess the launch codes. Safety first. Do u ever wonder y people make fun of hill billies? It's because they do stupid stuff like trip balls then shoot guns. Uneducated cousin fucker.
     
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