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you fucked what?
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Mashed potatoes. No but seriously, I once hooked up with a lesbian. I got the whole "this isn't like me, what the hell's going on" routine, but I guess she must've just been confused about herself. I'm not sure that anyone is 100% anything anymore.
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I want to hear more about Mr. Ed and the Gorilla. Is it true that Gorilla's are bottoms? Did you meet him in a bar? Was it a one night stand after too many Bananas?:tongue:
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It's good that you're trying to get more fruit and veg inside you, we should all aim for five a day
So true and never forget your tender brown meat.
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i once ..... and only once mind .... shoved a pack of mini mars bars there one by one
When I was around 12 or 13, I had a thick glass cologne bottle that was cylinder shaped and had a smooth dome cap. The whole thing was a little over an inch in diameter and about 5 inches long.....
I had some fun with that.....
In fact, I still have it around somewhere......altho' the toys today are much bigger.
Sometimes hubby will pick up a cucumber that I've just bought and look at it going, "...Hmmm.....".....
And I'm always saying with a grin, "No....I don't really want to Do the cucumber...."
But I wouldn't need much convincing to give it a try.....:wink:
I had some fun with that.....
In fact, I still have it around somewhere......altho' the toys today are much bigger.
Sometimes hubby will pick up a cucumber that I've just bought and look at it going, "...Hmmm.....".....
And I'm always saying with a grin, "No....I don't really want to Do the cucumber...."
But I wouldn't need much convincing to give it a try.....:wink:
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A cucumber and a Lynx deodorant Can. I posted the vids on xtube but got slated so i removed them.
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tho my favorite thing is my own soapy fingers up my own ass every morning in the shower.....I KNOW where my "sweet" spot is
In my earliest adolescence I attempted to fuck:
- Rolled-up warm wet towels (way too rough)
- Pillows squashed together (the hole kept getting wider)
- Between the mattress and box spring (even rougher)
- Wadded Kleenex in a Kleenex bos (not enough contact)
- Rolled-up socks (Not bad with sheer socks)
- Toilet paper wrapped around my erection then moistened with hot water (works if you're quick!)
- A toothpaste box filled with rose petals (really felt amazing)
- An old stuffed animal toy I cut open (I felt like a murderer)
- The vacuum cleaner (yes it sucked, no I didn't get off)
- The space between the sofa cushions (embroidery was too harsh)
- A shoe filled with tissues (meh)
- A banana rind (got very messy very quickly)
- My sister's babysitter
- A friend (didn't get hard)
It was a gay bar called " the Monkey's Ass" Hedna was a trans gorilla and after too many banana Daiquiri's, she started looking sexier and more fuckable by the minute.One thing lead to another.
The next morning, I woke up next to a 500 pound gorilla with bad breath and a leaky ass. I had a banana splitting headache and a mouth full of hair.
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