You fucking people.

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    I can't believe you drive like that with your fucking CHILDREN in the car with you.
     
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    What if their chilluns iz like you, Hix?
    Maybe it's a poor attempt at a pre-emptive act of mercy on behalf of dah whole woild, Hix.

     
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    My car is DEATH PROOF. :smile:
     
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    Just giving them their first driving lesson.
     
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    If your kids were fucking in the car, I can imagine it would make your driving rather erratic.
     
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    From what I have observed, children are the chapest thing most people have. There is a woman who lives on my street and she lets her kids run wild, barefoot, shirtless, etc. This morning, pulling out on my way to work, her youngest shoots right out in front of my on the street, in his tricycle. I am glad I was awake and alert this morning.
     
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    ZING!
     
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    I specifically sold my soul for this very thing. So far, so good! Although I can't say the same for everyone I've hit.
     
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    Well, I tried tying them to the luggage rack, but they kept kicking the roof.
     
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    Children can be such bastards like that. So unreasonable
     
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    I didn't think of that angle. I'll get their DNA tested. If they're not mine, out they go, the little bastards.
     
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    Children are idiots. All they do is poop their pants and spend your money.
     
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    I was just letting them change the gears while I texted someone... ;)
     
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    More to the point, you people, fucking.

    And, moreover, why has no one started a "Nick hit 9,000 thread"? [He suddenly noticed, having been gone awhile] Are we as over me as I am?
     
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    I refused to out of spite, since u didnt do my 4,000 posts one. :wink:
    And welcome back. :biggrin1:
     
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    Don't be silly. I whispered it. Very loudly.

    Why thank you. I see you missed me.
     
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    My other car is a schoolbus.
     
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    I hate "Baby on Board" signs. the responsibility for their baby is theirs.
     
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    Well in this case Granny's just messed up in the head. Why would you tell the cop that story.

    If people were better drivers, I wouldn't see an issue. That's about the average speed on I-75 on the 4th of july at 4PM. 100 isn't as fast as people make it out to be.
    "*Shreak*" I was doing almost 90 in my prius" - yea...that is a feat isn't it?

    Besides... Who knows, they could have both been buckled in 5-point harnesses in grandma's sleeper 455 Buick, roll cage and all.

    It's a good thought! ...but probably not likely.

    I like how the police put in these ad's in for the dangers of speeding. What a Joke.
    It's never been about safety - it's about money.

    Your no safer at 40 than you are at 60. You can get killed doing either speed.
    I just have no use for these bullshit propaganda artists telling people that speed is the end all.
    Then, the police have the stupidity of chasing drivers down to their death. Hmm...no wreckless endangerment there...

    It's the TEXTING, CELL PHONE, LAPTOP, BlackBerry...list goes on too busy to drive shit that causes accidents. So far all three accidents that I was a victim of dealt with the above.
    None were speed related. All - if I would have had a child in the rear seat, would have been injured. All were under 50mph.

    I'll stop before I go on another rant about the police and insurance industry marriage.
     
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