You Get A Genie... With A Twist!

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One day you find a magic lamp with a genie in it. The genie can grant almost any wish, but there are two rules:

1. You cannot wish to increase the size of your dick.

2. Every wish will decrease the size of your dick by one inch.

After you run out of dick you run out of wishes.

What do you wish for? Do you make a wish?
 

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Yeah. I would only need the one wish. I would wish that every last human being on the face of the planet was more logical than they already are. My guess is it wouldn't matter how much more logical they are. Just as long as they are more logical after the wish than before it. My guesstimation is that that one wish would cure homelessness, stop the spread of diseases, make governments much more efficient, end a lot of isms and lines for stuff wouldn't immediately turn to shit. :)
 

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Yeah. I would only need the one wish. I would wish that every last human being on the face of the planet was more logical than they already are. My guess is it wouldn't matter how much more logical they are. Just as long as they are more logical after the wish than before it. My guesstimation is that that one wish would cure homelessness, stop the spread of diseases, make governments much more efficient, end a lot of isms and lines for stuff wouldn't immediately turn to shit. :)

I think you're overestimating the value of "logical" thinking. You might shrink your dick for no reason.

Hmm, I think you could only improve society or government by fundamentally altering human beings. What do you think of this, all human beings are instantly evolved to deal with whatever society they live in? Evolution is a process that takes millions of years and all of the changes to human society that have occurred over the past 10,000 years have happened to quickly for evolution to really optimize us for our new environment. If all human beings were to suddenly be evolved to perfectly fit into any social structure, it might improve society. It could also be a horrible tragedy. What do you think?
 

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Well, since this question is obviously a Wally one and swayed toward cock size..and it's universally understood there are 3 wishes.

1...Well, for you Wally, I wish for you to have an 8" cock of above average girth.

2..The new "huge" size for cocks is 5"

3.. All men with cocks above 5" disappear.

Sorry Wally, hope you enjoyed it while you could. :)
 

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Well, since this question is obviously a Wally one and swayed toward cock size..and it's universally understood there are 3 wishes.

1...Well, for you Wally, I wish for you to have an 8" cock of above average girth.

2..The new "huge" size for cocks is 5"

3.. All men with cocks above 5" disappear.

Sorry Wally, hope you enjoyed it while you could. :)

I would happily disappear if it meant me getting a 8 inch cock! Even for a second.
 

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I think you're overestimating the value of "logical" thinking. You might shrink your dick for no reason.

Hmm, I think you could only improve society or government by fundamentally altering human beings. What do you think of this, all human beings are instantly evolved to deal with whatever society they live in? Evolution is a process that takes millions of years and all of the changes to human society that have occurred over the past 10,000 years have happened to quickly for evolution to really optimize us for our new environment. If all human beings were to suddenly be evolved to perfectly fit into any social structure, it might improve society. It could also be a horrible tragedy. What do you think?

We're literally saying the same thing dude. We human beings don't evolve like every other species on the planet. We have no predator to weed us down. And force us into finding new ways to do things by way of birth. We left that behind a long time ago.

The only way human beings have to evolve is by being logical or more logical.

Certain species of animals evolve into flight to get away from predators. And their lineage drags their species into the future by force. A human being uses a stick to get food and other human beings copy it. A certain species of animal is born with a birth defect in which their skin allows them to blend in with plant life. They don't get eaten and are allowed to mate more often. Sending that genetic defect or what was considered a genetic defect into their lineage all those without it are eaten more frequently. A human being sees another human being eat a thing and dies then decides eating said thing isn't a good idea. And after telling other human beings they care about not to eat said thing more of them live but not eating said thing. A certain species grows with a defect in which they have a harder shell than others of their species. Predators then not only have a harder time eating them but begin to avoid all those with harder shells. That lineage grows because of that. A human being decides they want to test out driving one of the new devices they bought really really fast. Hits something and flies out through the front..killing them instantly. Another human being sees that. And makes something to keep that from happening.

We human beings don't actually evolve like everything else in nature. The only thing even close to that we have is logic. Using our minds to navigate the world and to make it either a better or worse place. Often times both.

Social structure as it exists with regard to us human beings was created by human beings. We may try to mimic animals in our created social structures but animals we are not. There is no species on the face of the planet that regularly eats human beings. There is thought a thought process which regularly causes human beings to metaphorically eat themselves. And it's being illogical or not being as logical as one can be.

Nuclear war for instance isn't logical. It would mean the completely and utter end of the human race. Something no other species on the planet (as far as i know) has reached or ever will. Considering the life span of humanity so far we made it there insanely fast.

So yeah, every last category you mentioned and didn't would be served much better with my wish than anything you did or even could think up. And an inch wouldn't even register if i could cause all that. :D
 

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The obvious wish is infinite dick that can be exchanged inch by inch for infinite wishes.

I have no weiner :mad::(

I am willing to throw several yards of high end dildo at fixing the world's problems one wish at a time.

Also.
Thread theme song.

Cover by Type O Negative. Cuz Peter Steele could have made a lot of wishes come true.
 

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We're literally saying the same thing dude. We human beings don't evolve like every other species on the planet. We have no predator to weed us down. And force us into finding new ways to do things by way of birth. We left that behind a long time ago.

The only way human beings have to evolve is by being logical or more logical.

Certain species of animals evolve into flight to get away from predators. And their lineage drags their species into the future by force. A human being uses a stick to get food and other human beings copy it. A certain species of animal is born with a birth defect in which their skin allows them to blend in with plant life. They don't get eaten and are allowed to mate more often. Sending that genetic defect or what was considered a genetic defect into their lineage all those without it are eaten more frequently. A human being sees another human being eat a thing and dies then decides eating said thing isn't a good idea. And after telling other human beings they care about not to eat said thing more of them live but not eating said thing. A certain species grows with a defect in which they have a harder shell than others of their species. Predators then not only have a harder time eating them but begin to avoid all those with harder shells. That lineage grows because of that. A human being decides they want to test out driving one of the new devices they bought really really fast. Hits something and flies out through the front..killing them instantly. Another human being sees that. And makes something to keep that from happening.

We human beings don't actually evolve like everything else in nature. The only thing even close to that we have is logic. Using our minds to navigate the world and to make it either a better or worse place. Often times both.

Social structure as it exists with regard to us human beings was created by human beings. We may try to mimic animals in our created social structures but animals we are not. There is no species on the face of the planet that regularly eats human beings. There is thought a thought process which regularly causes human beings to metaphorically eat themselves. And it's being illogical or not being as logical as one can be.

Nuclear war for instance isn't logical. It would mean the completely and utter end of the human race. Something no other species on the planet (as far as i know) has reached or ever will. Considering the life span of humanity so far we made it there insanely fast.

So yeah, every last category you mentioned and didn't would be served much better with my wish than anything you did or even could think up. And an inch wouldn't even register if i could cause all that. :D

We're kinda close, but I very much disagree. Human beings aren't special. We are very much under the control of natural selection like all other living beings. The problem is that about 10000 years ago we started to constantly alter our environment and evolution has never had a chance to catch up.

We are nomadic, hunter gatherers evolved to live in groups of about 150 people. Right now we aren't living anything like that and it is killing us. I know some peopke are going to scoff at what I'm saying, but a basic incompatibility with "modern" society has been well documented for hundreds of years! It was not uncommon for settlers in colonial times to run off and live with the native population who were closer to that ideal. It is well known that hunter gatherers were on average healthier, had better diets and lived in a more egalitarian society. I'm not saying that modern society is bad and hunter gatherer society is good, just that human beings evolved to live in one and not the other and no amount of logic will change that.
 

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The obvious wish is infinite dick that can be exchanged inch by inch for infinite wishes.

I have no weiner :mad::(

I am willing to throw several yards of high end dildo at fixing the world's problems one wish at a time.

Also.
Thread theme song.

Cover by Type O Negative. Cuz Peter Steele could have made a lot of wishes come true.

No, you can't wish to increase the size of your dick.

Hmm, I did think about how this would work for women. Here is an idea: the size of your clitoris, both internal and outer, shrink by whatever the clitoral equivalent of one inch is. Does that seem fair to you?