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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Landshark77, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. Landshark77

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    Okay, I give up. Why did we have to see that? :shrug:
     
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    I wonder if Santa would bring me one of those for Christmas.
     
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    Bizarre. I was amazed that his dick didn't fill up the tube.
     
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    Why'd he wear a condom with that machine? Looks like fun, though...
     
  6. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    hahaha, i love how he dangles the cum-filled condom in front of the camera, as if to prove that his dick is REAL
     
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    The photos of his kids in the background adds to the creepiness.
     
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    Do the machine come in larger sizes?
     
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    Am I the only one who got some sort of psychodellic colour blitz in that?

    I don't think I snorted anything.

    *sniff*

    But that video was really fucked up - lots of weird colours, but I could tell there was somebody with a pulseating tube on his dick.
     
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    is this the milkman?
     
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    Yes, actually. I didn't really "have to see" this video, but like the curiosity that killed the cat, I did watch it. The machine he is using is called the Venus 2000: http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm

    The tube, which they call a "receiver", is made custom sized to fit the user. You can order a "receiver" separately for use as a manual masturbation device. I have one of their receivers, custom made in a 12" length, and it actually feels really good. I have never used the actual machine, and that video is the first time I've actually seen it in action.
     
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    That reminds me of a dairy farm.
     
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    That is Santa silly
     
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    I think he should use that thing to exercise his stomach instead of his dick.
     
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    hah - chubby as he may be, that's an interesting device he has
     
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    He lost his wood pretty quick as well, didn't he? :puke:
     
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    Thanks for the 'show', Landshark77. I had known those machines were available, but this is my first time to see one in action. I suppose the video is made for advertising, hence the regular size dick to keep any intimidation for the average Joe purchaser. I wonder if instructions advise using a condom because of its facilitating cleaning up after climax. The model did loose his 'wood' quickly after climax and I wonder if that doesn't go along with just a machanical getting off minus the emotional ties of person with person sex? Just a thought.

    Luke
     
  18. GoneA

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    That is Santa silly
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    And he using that semen to replace coal.
     
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    Some Guy. The blocks of colour (I assume green and white squares at least) are because of a codec problem. Uninstall any codec packs then just use the K Lite Codec Pack.

    His dick didn't look all that great...I dont even know why he was pumping...I dont get it.
     
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    He looks like a cute bear. Wish I could have one of those machines!
     
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