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So I'm hiking with my dog today, and I have 2 lbs of weights hanging off my sack between three weights. So after nearly an hour out there and not having come across a single hiker, my right nut decided to try slipping under the one weight. So I look around, no one in sight. Drop my shorts (I'm always commando), remove the weights and am trying to get my malcontent right nut back where it belongs. I do so and get my largest diameter weight (actually a cock ring but it works great as long as something blocks it from sliding off my nuts) - and bam - here come two hikers. I pull my shorts up as best I can, but not all the way, and pick up the other two weights. Unfortunately, I know if I move, the weight on my sack is going to fall off, so I discretely pull it over my balls. They didn't see anything, and after a pleasant conversation, we each go our separate ways. Once out of sight I try again to get the weights back on (remember, up to this point that couple was literally the only people I saw on the trail). Once more, my bare ass is hanging out and I am in the process of getting the first weight on again. You guessed it, here comes three more people. Again I barely (no pun intended) get my shorts up before they see me. As we exchange pleasantries I am holding 2 lbs of ball weights in my one hand. I move on and for the third time I try again. Yup, here comes another freaking guy, only this time he definitely sees me pulling up my shorts. After he passes I finally get my shit on. After the first or second encounter you probably are thinking why not just give up? First off, try walking around in shorts that probably don't weigh more than a few ounces because of the super thin material they're made out of, with 2 lbs in the pockets. Besides, it was a hot, humid day and it was perfect for maximizing my testicle hang and I was bound and determined to get those bad boys back on and doing their job. All three encounters happened within a quarter mile and maybe 10 minutes maximum. Where there's a will there's a way!!!

The picture shows the set up I was wearing at the time my nut started causing me problems. You can see it wasn't an easy or quick repair job!!!
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Sorry, no offence intended. But that sounds like a fucked up deal. Why the hell would you go walking with 2 LBS of weight on your balls, in a public area? Just to show off or what?

No offense taken, but it was a dirt trail in the middle of the woods. Been on this trail many times with my dog and can count on one hand the number of times I ran into more than two people while hiking it. Also, had my damn nut not slipped under a weight no one would have known I had anything on and I certainly wouldn't have had my shorts pulled down.
 
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The question was: Why the hell would you go walking with 2 LBS of weight on your balls, in a public area?

2 LBS is quite heavy on your testicles and not easy to walk with. Is this routine for you to do?
 

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As BigKnobs mentioned, it isn't difficult at all. Sitting requires care and a subtle movement of your nuts so you don't sit on them, but other than when my right nut doesn't cooperate, walking around is easy. I'm not doing jumping jacks and stuff, but normal movements are not a problem. Depending on the clothes I'm wearing it can be more or less obvious that there is a lot of movement in my groin area if you look.

I made the original post because I thought the whole thing funny. Most guys into testicle stretching probably have similar stories.
 

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To echo the defense of ball stretching, fall experienced ball stretchers, the best situation to be in is one where one can walk about commando, or close as possible to the wearing least confining clothes. The 2lb (or whatever weight you are carrying) is not the problem because one's balls behave like a pendulum. In other words, our balls can probably withstand a reasonable amount of weight between 1 - 5lbs without too much discomfort from the downward tug of the weight itself. The real problem is skin chaffing and irritation and, ultimately, "ball fatigue" when the balls stretch enough that one testicle (or both) slip through. When testicle slippage happens, that's when ball weights become painful because of an uneven distribution of the weight basically being held up by one testicle.

So, yes, I certainly feel for the OP's frustration when the one time you need to adjust or reapply the ball weights (and have your pants down), strangers pass by. As he said, if you are wearing loose or thin shorts, you can't just put a sizeable chunk of metal in the pocket and think that one's shorts will stay on one's waist.
 

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@rbi99 , I was thinking about your nature trail experience and that familiar experience with people who ball stretch to have one of their nuts slip through, prompting a need to readjust/reapply a ball weight. When that happens to me in nature, walking out on the beach dunes, it tends to be a sign that my body is dehydrated. I'll be fine walking out for an 1 or 2 hours and then there's a point where the boys won't hold the weights and slip off often. It's took me awhile to figure out that it corresponded to times when I was also dehydrated. It may be the same for your body

So I'm hiking with my dog today, and I have 2 lbs of weights hanging off my sack between three weights. So after nearly an hour out there and not having come across a single hiker, my right nut decided to try slipping under the one weight. So I look around, no one in sight. Drop my shorts (I'm always commando), remove the weights and am trying to get my malcontent right nut back where it belongs. I do so and get my largest diameter weight (actually a cock ring but it works great as long as something blocks it from sliding off my nuts) - and bam - here come two hikers. I pull my shorts up as best I can, but not all the way, and pick up the other two weights. Unfortunately, I know if I move, the weight on my sack is going to fall off, so I discretely pull it over my balls. They didn't see anything, and after a pleasant conversation, we each go our separate ways.
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All three encounters happened within a quarter mile and maybe 10 minutes maximum. Where there's a will there's a way!!!

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@rbi99 , I was thinking about your nature trail experience and that familiar experience with people who ball stretch to have one of their nuts slip through, prompting a need to readjust/reapply a ball weight. When that happens to me in nature, walking out on the beach dunes, it tends to be a sign that my body is dehydrated. I'll be fine walking out for an 1 or 2 hours and then there's a point where the boys won't hold the weights and slip off often. It's took me awhile to figure out that it corresponded to times when I was also dehydrated. It may be the same for your body

Thanks for that info. My damn right nut seems to have a mind of its own. I have worn 2 1/2 lbs for well over 12 hours and no problems. Other times it starts slipping after only one. I just received a smaller hinged ring that is just a tad smaller than the leather strap I am using now to hold things in check. Haven't used it yet but I am hoping this fixes the problem. The other nice thing is that this new weight will take up the same space as the leather stretcher did, but weighs almost 10 ozs compared to the couple the leather one weighs. I should be able to hit three lbs relatively soon.
 
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