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So I'm hiking with my dog today, and I have 2 lbs of weights hanging off my sack between three weights. So after nearly an hour out there and not having come across a single hiker, my right nut decided to try slipping under the one weight. So I look around, no one in sight. Drop my shorts (I'm always commando), remove the weights and am trying to get my malcontent right nut back where it belongs. I do so and get my largest diameter weight (actually a cock ring but it works great as long as something blocks it from sliding off my nuts) - and bam - here come two hikers. I pull my shorts up as best I can, but not all the way, and pick up the other two weights. Unfortunately, I know if I move, the weight on my sack is going to fall off, so I discretely pull it over my balls. They didn't see anything, and after a pleasant conversation, we each go our separate ways. Once out of sight I try again to get the weights back on (remember, up to this point that couple was literally the only people I saw on the trail). Once more, my bare ass is hanging out and I am in the process of getting the first weight on again. You guessed it, here comes three more people. Again I barely (no pun intended) get my shorts up before they see me. As we exchange pleasantries I am holding 2 lbs of ball weights in my one hand. I move on and for the third time I try again. Yup, here comes another freaking guy, only this time he definitely sees me pulling up my shorts. After he passes I finally get my shit on. After the first or second encounter you probably are thinking why not just give up? First off, try walking around in shorts that probably don't weigh more than a few ounces because of the super thin material they're made out of, with 2 lbs in the pockets. Besides, it was a hot, humid day and it was perfect for maximizing my testicle hang and I was bound and determined to get those bad boys back on and doing their job. All three encounters happened within a quarter mile and maybe 10 minutes maximum. Where there's a will there's a way!!!
The picture shows the set up I was wearing at the time my nut started causing me problems. You can see it wasn't an easy or quick repair job!!!
The picture shows the set up I was wearing at the time my nut started causing me problems. You can see it wasn't an easy or quick repair job!!!