YOu just mIght Be a Total DouchebAg If..

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    I thought this might be kind of fun...

    What in your opinion gives someone away as a total douche just by looking at them..


    I will Go first.

    "Tap Out" clothing.
     
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    Hair pushed up and pointed in the center. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Industrialsize

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    BTW what is "tap Out" clothing? i want to make sure i don't have any so DJG wont think I'm a douchebag!
     
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    Alright, I'm glad I'm not the only one... what IS "tap out" clothing?

    Pecker, I agree. I call that the "rooftop" hairstyle. No offense to anyone, but it just looks silly.
     
  5. D_N Flay Table

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    http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3989/cf12ds.jpg


    you know, the clothes for wanna be martial arts tough guys..

    very popular in hawaii..

    to me it makes the statement of "I am a tough guy,I do martial arts, I am so cool, I have to wear a tshirt so everyone knows I am a toughguy"

    -IMHO... anyone that wears that has NO PENIS.

    DJG is NOT NOT NOT a toughguy :)
     
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    Plaid shorts and knee high socks with sandals.
     
  7. D_N Flay Table

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhh good one.
     
  8. DC_DEEP

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    Heheh, I get it. BTW, DJG, love your sig. Are you a Simpsons fan?

    You just might be a douchebag if...

    You pay $30 for a $12 t-shirt, because it has a trendy logo on it...
     
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    You just might be a douchebag if...

    You hold a public office above the level of school board.
     
  10. D_N Flay Table

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    Im the ultimate simpsons fan!
     
  11. Industrialsize

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    if you are in a 'couple' and appear ANYWHERE in matching outfits!
     
  12. D_N Flay Table

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    I just thought of another two..

    if you wear sports jumpsuits..
    like adidas. and your NOT going to the gym..

    oh...
    and if you drive a porche, bmw ect..
    and have the matching polo shirt and hat that you wear while you drive it.
     
  13. Lordpendragon

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    What's a douche?
     
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    I agree except for me sports jumpsuits a reserved for the bedroom NOT the gym!

    www.spandexguys.com

    I'm pfeliks on that site!
     
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    i suggest you look in your douchebag and find out.

    then tell me.
     
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    French for "shower". Didn't know they stored bags there, though.
     
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    Dang...
     
  18. Principessa

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    You Might be A Douche Bag If:

    1. You expect women to worship you just because of your large cock.
    2. You drive a Miata w/the top down in cold weather.
    3. You don't relinquish your seat to old or pregnant women on the bus or subway.







    douche: Definition and Much More from Answers.com
     
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    If you make fun of a handicapped person...
    If you wear your a guy and you tuck your sweatpants into your socks at the bottom...'
    Your pants hang so low, pantsing you is pointless
    You go on a show like Maury, or Jerry springer to have your problems "solved" on TV...
     
  20. B_big dirigible

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    What's wrong with that? Doesn't sound particularly douchebaggish to me. I used to commute two hours daily in an open car (not a Miata - a much older roadster), and that included a New England winter. Even worse, it was an English car with no heat, and the wipers were so bad that I had to keep the top down in freezing rain so that I could reach over the windshield to scrape the ice off while driving. Nuts, maybe, and impervious to pain, maybe, but I don't see the douchebag part. It was less painful than doing the same schtick on a motorcycle.

    Wearing a Budweiser T-shirt and a trucker hat when visiting the Vietnam memorial - now that would be the mark of a douchebag.
     
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