YOu just mIght Be a Total DouchebAg If..

[D_N Flay Table]

I thought this might be kind of fun...

What in your opinion gives someone away as a total douche just by looking at them..


I will Go first.

"Tap Out" clothing.

 

[Pecker]

Hair pushed up and pointed in the center.

 

[Industrialsize]

BTW what is "tap Out" clothing? i want to make sure i don't have any so DJG wont think I'm a douchebag!

 

[DC_DEEP]

BTW what is "tap Out" clothing? i want to make sure i don't have any so DJG wont think I'm a douchebag!

Alright, I'm glad I'm not the only one... what IS "tap out" clothing?

Pecker, I agree. I call that the "rooftop" hairstyle. No offense to anyone, but it just looks silly.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

BTW what is "tap Out" clothing? i want to make sure i don't have any so DJG wont think I'm a douchebag!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3989/cf12ds.jpg


you know, the clothes for wanna be martial arts tough guys..

very popular in hawaii..

to me it makes the statement of "I am a tough guy,I do martial arts, I am so cool, I have to wear a tshirt so everyone knows I am a toughguy"

-IMHO... anyone that wears that has NO PENIS.

DJG is NOT NOT NOT a toughguy

 

[fratpack]

Plaid shorts and knee high socks with sandals.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Plaid shorts and knee high socks with sandals.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh good one.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Heheh, I get it. BTW, DJG, love your sig. Are you a Simpsons fan?

You just might be a douchebag if...

You pay $30 for a $12 t-shirt, because it has a trendy logo on it...

 

[fortiesfun]

You just might be a douchebag if...

You hold a public office above the level of school board.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Heheh, I get it. BTW, DJG, love your sig. Are you a Simpsons fan?

You just might be a douchebag if...

You pay $30 for a $12 t-shirt, because it has a trendy logo on it...

Im the ultimate simpsons fan!

 

[Industrialsize]

if you are in a 'couple' and appear ANYWHERE in matching outfits!

 

[D_N Flay Table]

I just thought of another two..

if you wear sports jumpsuits..
like adidas. and your NOT going to the gym..

oh...
and if you drive a porche, bmw ect..
and have the matching polo shirt and hat that you wear while you drive it.

 

[Lordpendragon]

What's a douche?

 

[Industrialsize]

I agree except for me sports jumpsuits a reserved for the bedroom NOT the gym!

www.spandexguys.com

I'm pfeliks on that site!

 

[weecallum]

What's a douche?

i suggest you look in your douchebag and find out.

then tell me.

 

[Ethyl]

What's a douche?

French for "shower". Didn't know they stored bags there, though.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Plaid shorts and knee high socks with sandals.

Dang...

 

[Principessa]

You Might be A Douche Bag If:

1. You expect women to worship you just because of your large cock.
2. You drive a Miata w/the top down in cold weather.
3. You don't relinquish your seat to old or pregnant women on the bus or subway.

douche: Definition and Much More from Answers.com

 

[B_Think_Kink]

If you make fun of a handicapped person...
If you wear your a guy and you tuck your sweatpants into your socks at the bottom...'
Your pants hang so low, pantsing you is pointless
You go on a show like Maury, or Jerry springer to have your problems "solved" on TV...

 

[B_big dirigible]

You drive a Miata w/the top down in cold weather.

What's wrong with that? Doesn't sound particularly douchebaggish to me. I used to commute two hours daily in an open car (not a Miata - a much older roadster), and that included a New England winter. Even worse, it was an English car with no heat, and the wipers were so bad that I had to keep the top down in freezing rain so that I could reach over the windshield to scrape the ice off while driving. Nuts, maybe, and impervious to pain, maybe, but I don't see the douchebag part. It was less painful than doing the same schtick on a motorcycle.

Wearing a Budweiser T-shirt and a trucker hat when visiting the Vietnam memorial - now that would be the mark of a douchebag.