YOu just mIght Be a Total DouchebAg If..

[jakeatolla]

Anyone who owns/drives a huge SUV.

And no, I'm not an eco-nut job.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Lol... but that alone.. the eco thing does make sence.

 

[socoken]

Anyone who drives around and still has a VOTE KERRY or VOTE GORE bumpersticker. Support your party, yeah, but that was YEARS ago.

 

[pjcx]

I thought this might be kind of fun...

What in your opinion gives someone away as a total douche just by looking at them..


I will Go first.

"Tap Out" clothing.

Ok, so yeah its the new poser thing, but what baout people sponsored by tapout?

 

[jockstrap314]

...you're a conservative, white, Christian male.
...you're a conservative, white, Christian, submissive female.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

You may be a douchebag if...

the handle you go by on the internet has anything at all to do with the size of your penis and/or your IQ score.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

You Might be A Douche Bag If:

1. You drive a Miata w/the top down in cold weather.

Does this apply to Vipers, too?

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Does this apply to Vipers, too?

yes,... yes it does

I have always thought of corvettes as doucebag cars.. not as much as porches... but vipers...
hmmmm....
I dunno...
im just jealous.. i dont even own a car.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

Ok, so yeah its the new poser thing, but what baout people sponsored by tapout?

If you are a professional fighter, and you a sponsered.. than NO. it does NOT make you a douche bag.. its your business.
but when i see guys wearing that brand.. I cant help but think of a wannabe tough guy, who has no penis, and has to advertise to everyone everywhere that he is a 'badass'

 

[naughty]

When you turn your car stereo up so loud that everyone within a .25 mile radius is feeling the second hand vibes and on the verge of an ear bleed and are driving two miles a year and sideways to see who is watching you....

 

[snoozan]

You may be a douchebag if...

...you're a scientologist.
...you don't say hi back to my kid when he says hi to you in a store, insted you look at him like he's an alien.
...your car payment is more than your rent/mortgage payment (unless you own your house outright, that's the anti-douchebag)

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

wow, I am such a major douchebag if half of this thread is true.

 

[naughty]

wow, I am such a major douchebag if half of this thread is true.

Its ok Ryan.. You are still young. Redemption is still possible. If not, you are probably the cutest Douchebag we know.... LOL! :biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You may be a douchebag if...

...you're a scientologist.
...you don't say hi back to my kid when he says hi to you in a store, insted you look at him like he's an alien.
...your car payment is more than your rent/mortgage payment (unless you own your house outright, that's the anti-douchebag)

Who doesn't say hi back to a kid? thats so douchebag-ish

 

[naughty]

Who doesn't say hi back to a kid? thats so douchebag-ish

Oh, honey. The world abounds with douchebags of that ilk..... I witnessed one walk right into my little brother with a lit cigarette and deliberately put it into his arm and say "That is what you get! ". I was a child, but stunned by the pure evil of that action. I secretly prayed that she would run into a Mack truck as soon as she left the mall parking lot. I have pretty powerful praying skills... She was a mid level management douchebag. Most of the ones mentioned prior were neophytes...

 

[Gillette]

If you can't be bothered to tie your shoelaces, you might be a douchebag.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

You may be a douchebag if...

...you're a scientologist.
...you don't say hi back to my kid when he says hi to you in a store, insted you look at him like he's an alien.
...your car payment is more than your rent/mortgage payment (unless you own your house outright, that's the anti-douchebag)

ouch.. I dont think you can group someone into the 'douchebag' catagory just by a religion.

 

[jakeatolla]

yes,... yes it does

I have always thought of corvettes as doucebag cars.. not as much as porches... but vipers...
hmmmm....
I dunno...
im just jealous.. i dont even own a car.

Heh heh, What's the difference between a Corvette and a Porcupine ?
On a Porcupine, the pricks are on the outside !!!!

 

[novice_btm]

...in an open car (not a Miata - a much older roadster), and that included a New England winter. Even worse, it was an English car with no heat...

You may be a douchebag if you think a Miata even begins to compare to something as cool as an English roadster, no matter what it's practical limitations may be. :tongue:

Anyone who owns/drives a huge SUV...

Further, you may be a douchebag if you live in a totally urban area, yet insist on outfitting said SUV with full jungle brush guards!

 

[jakeatolla]

Further, you may be a douchebag if you live in a totally urban area, yet insist on outfitting said SUV with full jungle brush guards!

Well thats in case of any Squeegee kids jumping out in front of you,
you just run em down !!!!!