YOu just mIght Be a Total DouchebAg If..

[naughty]

Don't despair, naughty, the world is in constant need of new douchebagisms.

Thank you, Dear. I dont tend to despair over scatology....

You might just be a douchebag if you use your intelligence as a weapon...

 

[SassySpy]

Thank you, Dear. I dont tend to despair over scatology....

You might just be a douchebag if you use your intelligence as a weapon...

Or, you could be a MAJOR douchebag if you use your weapon, as intelligence!!


Thanks, Naughty- thought I'd never come up with one!:tongue:

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

or an even bigger douchebag if you fudge intelligence about weapons of mass destruction.

 

[naughty]

or an even bigger douchebag if you fudge intelligence about weapons of mass destruction.

OR even worse if you use false intelligence to justify the use and sale of weapons...

 

[Matthew]

You might be a douchebag moderator if you secretly correct spelling in thread titles so the board looks less tacky.

D'oh!!! :redface:

 

[palmit]

If your shirt is untucked everywhere except for your belt buckle.

If the collar of your polo shirt is in that weird overstarched permanately up position.

If it's under 50 degrees and you're wearing flip flops.

If you use your credit card for a purchase of less than three dollars. (I do it all the time, but it really burns me to be in line behind that person.)

If I can hear the music in your headphones while you're still wearing them.



Then you are a douche-bag

 

[Pecker]

You're probably a douchebag if you wear so much cologne that people can smell you from around the corner.

 

[D_N Flay Table]

your probobly a douchebag if at 16 years old you have a car that costs more than 20,000

 

[B_Think_Kink]

your probobly a douchebag if at 16 years old you have a car that costs more than 20,000

You're prolly a douchebag if you bought your child that car...

 

[jeff black]

You might be a douchebag moderator if you secretly correct spelling in thread titles so the board looks less tacky.

Feel free to edit my spelling errors anytime, Pecker.

 

[Matthew]

You're definitely a douchebag if you talk on your cell phone while sitting on the crapper in a public bathroom.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You're definitely a douchebag if you talk on your cell phone while sitting on the crapper in a public bathroom.

EWWW mental pictures...

 

[snoozan]

You may be a douchebag if...

... you let your dogs shit and piss all over the neighbors' yards but not on your own pristinely manicured lawn.

... you keep your dogs outside all day where they bark for hours on end.

... you go to the grden center in your gym clothes and won't help the pregnant employee lift your 10 40-pound bags of cow manure.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

if you are in a 'couple' and appear ANYWHERE in matching outfits!

does this include birthday suits?