You Knoqw You Have A Large Penis When ...

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Remember when these lists were all the rage online ... stuff like, "You Know You're From Ashtabula When ... " or "You Know You Work In Pet Therapy When ... "

How about "You Know You Have A Large Penis When ... "

... people see you nude and do a quick double-take
... folks who walk past you take a little too long to do the look-in-the-eye, look-at-the-crotch move
... you eyeball the water level in a toilet you haven't used before
... you've come to expect new sex partners to comment on it
... you think about whether you're going to show a bulge in certain clothes, and either wear them ... or NOT wear them ... according to the situation

wanna jump in here? :smile: