You know how those Mexicans are...

[ZOS23xy]

Clueless to the concept.


I hear that jewish people just love tidying up the house, and their friends invite them over when they need to clean.

You still don't know how to write a joke.

 

[kissoon]

I've heard that the Irish make the best mashed potatoes.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Its true that Latinos make the best lovers!

 

[vince]

Its true that Latinos make the best lovers!

I'll take your word for that.

They sure do have nice bananas!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Redheads taste like cherry

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I've heard that shorthaired redhead women are insatiable sexual addicts and exhibitionists.

 

[JustAsking]

Brazilians can tell you exactly what kind of wood your furniture is made of just from a blindfolded smell test.

There is something about your random twisted creativity that really stands out. These are the seeds of a very satirical writer. You should consider it. Also, you must have very strange dreams.

 

[bigboy9239]

Kenyan children all know the original words to "Walk the Dinosaur."..


Wow..would that be by Was(Not WAS)?....great song..great bassline!!! Wierd..I just bought that yesterday!

Anyway...just distracted by musical talk..sorry.

But I have heard that Italian men can braid their chest hair into very intricate and complex patterns!

 

[B_Monster]

Sudanese women are sexier than socks on a rooster

 

[bigboy9239]

Oh...and Latinas taste JUST like Mocha coffee...Yumm!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I've heard that guys from Philly have cum so thick it looks like the cheese on their cheesesteaks.

 

[B_Monster]

Legend has it that Texas men are hung like longhorns

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'ts been rumored that Chuck Norris has balls of steel.

 

[bigboy9239]

"I've heard that guys from Philly have cum so thick it looks like the cheese on their cheesesteaks."

LOL..good one! Gives new meaning to "one wit".

I've heard North Jersey guys cocks are so long, they can use them as belts.

 

[Rugbypup]

No kiwi man is under 8" and they all have balls like two hard boiled eggs hung in a wet hankie.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I've heard that beagle pups from New Zealand will hump anything and everything within sight.

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

Isn't it true that all white men shit out gold that smells like incense??

Not too sure bout that,but speaking for myself...i can shit tiffany cufflinks.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

I heard that Mormons invented the trebuchet.

 

[marleyisalegend]

^that's a LIE!!! everybody knows it was blind midgets!!!!

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Blind midgets were the first trebuchet test projectiles. Because blind midgets are totally badass.