You know how those Mexicans are...

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Its true that Latinos make the best lovers!

I'll take your word for that.

They sure do have nice bananas!

Take my word for it vince...it's true!:biggrin1:

 

[B_jacknapier]

I heard that pacific islanders instinctively know which way is north. Is this true?

 

[Mem]

Jews are great at piloting UFOs.

 

[HaagenDazs]

Black people have big dicks.

 

[B_Hung Jon]

Italians make gelato out of seaweed.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Norwegians are the only people capable of hand-sculpting perfectly spherical snowballs.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

People from the North Pole make the best elves.

 

[elgrande]

Italian dudes with small dicks are targets of the mafia. Same goes for African children. If they're small, they're offered up for sacrifice.

 

[elgrande]

We Latinos shoot spicy cum.

Rumor has it that Jewish people made circumcizing their infants mandatory after an important leader opened the very first lube factory and it almost went bankrupt.

Catholics have recently started to save their cum after they jack off, because the reason it was forbidden is because the Bible says not to "waste the seed".

 

[dickman45885]

I heard the folks from the Easter Islands really do know how to tint eggs.

 

[SpeedoMike]

I heard that Peruvian men make the best sushi.

how big a knife do you need to cut them into little pieces?

 

[bigboy9239]

Hey did ya know....the reason men still have nipples is so they can hang stuff off them?

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

They say that soccer players do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions. This just so happens to go double for Icelandic women.

 

[bigboy9239]

I believe I heard (somewhere) that said Icelandic women can form those heretofore mentioned perfectly spherical Snowballs with a carefully placed intestinal gas jet.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Polish women really know how to handle a sausage

 

[elgrande]

North Koreans are trying to build a dirty bomb to destroy the rest of the Continents. That way, they will become 'average'.

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Drag Queens can smell a party 50 miles away

 

[earllogjam]

guys with big dicks are great lovers.

 

[elgrande]

Drag Queens can smell a party 50 miles away

Dude, that's hilarious!!! ROTFL!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Cops really can sense when the Crispy Creme sign is lit!