You know you have a longggg one when...

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by B_Hornaplenty, Jul 30, 2006.

  1. B_Hornaplenty

    B_Hornaplenty New Member

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    Waking up with morning wood, I sit on the toilet to urinate, because it's easier to keep the piss aimed where it belongs. Thing is, as my cock relaxes and softens, it frequently drops down and my glans touches into the water. It's great to know my cock's a big one, but it can sure wake you up too. Anyone else recognize this problem?
     
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    That might be a bit unsanitary don't you think. I mean yea the thought that is long is fine but touching the toilet? U could get a UTI or something.
     
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    No way can I pee while sitting on the potty when I have a woody unless I can aim it from the toilet to the bathtub across the room.

    As for the water problem during normal 'use' I have to reach down at the side of the scrotum and pull it up a bit to keep from baptizing the balls. This also pulls the penis up somewhat and keeps things dry.

    There's little worse than the genitals bumping into floating logs while on the toilet.
     
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    ditto. it's tricky enough getting the bastard between the toilet seat and myself when it's soft without it landing in the water; no way will it cooperate when it's hard.

    thankfully, i seem to be mercifully untroubled by boners in the bathroom these days
     
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    No doubt it is "unsanitary" but it's not fatal. I've asked my GP doctor about it, and also my urologist, and both said don't worry about it. Especially in my own home. I do take precautions in any public facilities.
     
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    thats happened to me once when i was doing alot of squat stretches,i always wind up sittin on my dick and balls though
     
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    Good! That's what I was referring to.
     
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    When you can fuck yourself in the ass!!:wink:
     
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    ...when you can't even see two!:tongue:
     
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    Like Pecker I usually grab the side of my sac to keep it from dropping in the toilet, too. I once lived in a house that had toilet with a very deep bowl. It was the only toilet I've ever used that I could let junior hang and not get wet. I was just talking to my wife about it the other day, and she said it was a very old toilet. Haven't seen one since, but I've given some serious thought about the engineering involved to raise the seat at least a couple of inches.

    As for morning wood, I usually find myself leaning forward at a very strange angle to aim for the toilet.
     
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    Regarding raising the seat...an easy solution is to buy a seat made to make it easier for the elderly or disabled to stand from the toilet. It is a simple plastic or hard foam seat that fits on top of the toilet no tools needed and it can be left on all the time or removed when you aren't the one using the toilet. You can buy them at Wal-mart or Drug stores.
     
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    If the doctor said, "Here comes the head!" when you were born, followed by "Here comes the shaft!"...you might have a long penis.
     
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    i hate it when it goes in the water
     
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    There are seat risers for the older set that are thick and toilet seat shaped, they sit on top of the toilet.
     
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    The doctor says that you have a conjoined twin.
     
  18. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    I've repeated this so many times I oughtta have it tattoed somewhere, but here goes.

    I can't think of anything positively more repulsive than accidently having my Mr Happy take a swim in toilet water. That's why if I'm aroused(Which counts for 90% of my mornings with my current GF!), I take a jumbo sized old disposable DD coffee cup for my schlong to rest in, plus it catches all of the piss.

    Now for raging mad hard on days, I think sometimes I'll have to literally bend over backwards with a splash guard on my face.
     
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    I would imagine you would have to be careful when you flush!:eek:
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    No shit, I once looked like one of those gremlins on a pencil with the wild hair I almost got too close.
     
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