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Pecker said:
No way can I pee while sitting on the potty when I have a woody unless I can aim it from the toilet to the bathtub across the room.

As for the water problem during normal 'use' I have to reach down at the side of the scrotum and pull it up a bit to keep from baptizing the balls. This also pulls the penis up somewhat and keeps things dry.

There's little worse than the genitals bumping into floating logs while on the toilet.
Oh and what did the one of the flies say to the other flies sitting on the log?... When the log rolls over we'll all be dead!!! :Flush: Ok you know you have a looong one when you can scratch your chin with it.:scratchchin:
 

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I think it is fair to assume that all the contributors so far are not using standard design UK loos.

Suffice to say that I have just done a quick measurement and with my loo (don't worry, I had flushed first!), you would need to have a 9 inch dick for there to be any chance of it hitting the water.

And to meet any cries of "but mine IS 9 inches when I have a stiffie", the angle you would need to position your dick for it to hit the water would probably make you pass out anyway!!!

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yeh steve im from london but went to US on holiday week agao for ten days and while over there i did have to hold my cock while on the toilet as it would otherwise touch the water, back home though like you said unless you were at least 10" soft theres no way in hell you be touching the water