You know you live in CA if....

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  1. D_Barbi_Queue

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    So as not to be outdone by all the redneck,
    > hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you
    > know you're from California if:
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    > 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
    >
    > 2. You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
    >
    > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
    > conversation in English.
    >
    > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
    > named Flower.
    >
    > 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
    >
    > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
    > donor.
    >
    > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
    > grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
    > Ethiopian.
    >
    > 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
    >
    > 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
    >
    > 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
    >
    > 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
    > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
    > George Clooney.
    >
    > 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
    >
    > 13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
    >
    > 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
    > station:
    > "STORM WATCH."
    >
    > 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
    > busy with their cells or pagers.
    >
    > 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
    > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
    >
    > 17.HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
    >
    > 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
    >
    > 19. The Terminator is your governor.
    >
    > 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
    > here illegally, they want to give you one.
     
  2. Love-it

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    21. You spend more time driving to and from work, than working.
     
  3. Caliman

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    That list is so right on. It's not that far off from your list if you live in Manhattan. Thanks.
     
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    lolololol.....love it.
     
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    so right on the mark, I grew up in the midwest, and was the most surprised about any rain = a storm watch.
     
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